In my ‘I Blame Kindergarten‘ post I jokingly mentioned spraying your kid down with Lysol to keep germs at bay, and by “at bay” I meant away from me.
Apparently, way back in the day Lysol already had a similar idea…
Aimed at women… And is wasn’t for colds and flu!
Uh. No! And eeewwwwww.
Really?? Ya’ know what else incompatible means? Fuck off.
Shipwrecked?? “Lysol has prevented many such tragedies??” Hahahaha.
Maybe YOU can plant one of those rationed kisses on my ass.
I think I threw up a little reading this one. The last Q&A is the worst.
“…and use every means in her power to remain glamorous, dainty and lovely to love.”
I really don’t know how women survived back then with ads like these. They’re so degrading and sexist. I would’ve NEVER gotten married.
Oh, but wait. Men used Lysol back then too.
Aw. For their sensitive skin..
I can think of another use.
Try putting some Lysol on those bad boys!
And PS – Um. Yeah. I’m pretty sure we can all resist “schweddy balls.”
I know people say, “it’s just the way it was back then” but I don’t buy it. I think women are women and offensive is offensive. They knew it then just as we know it now.
But what could they do?
Back then the men were barely out of the caves and still thought it was okay to grab their woman by the hair and drag her home to cook and clean.
But apparently, no sex until after Lysol.
Kudos to the women who went before me and actually had to put up with this bullshit and lived thru it.
There is no way I’d be swishin’ my “hoo hoo” with Lysol just to have sex with some guy!
Mimi’s quote for the day –
And if he tells you to put Lysol on your “Hoo Hoo” you don’t have to do that either.