MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Twitch

It’s time again for “Missed Connection Monday.”
Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’

“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist.

SIDE NOTE:
Any and all typos, grammar issues, and/or misspellings came straight from the keyboards of these seekers of romance or impending death.
LADIES AT OLIVE GARDEN SATURDAY NIGHT (Boise)
You were a brunette with a couple other ladies at your table. You were in a black top and blue shorts and wedge heels. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. I winked at you as you left and you looked at me. In the parking lot I winked again and you smiled as I rode away. Love it if you were able to contact me…
***Seriously, twitchy? You’re never gonna’ see this chick again. She probably thought you were on the verge of some kind of seizure! It’s 2018. You wanna’ wink at women and think they’ll swoon I suggest you get back in your time machine and take a trip back to the 50’s where that might have got you laid but I doubt it.

WE MET AT THE ARCADE (Meridian)
You was in booth next to me on Tuesday around noon. It was a great time. You were very big. I should of got you contact info. I know you enjoyed it to.
***Not a clue about this one. “You were very big.” What the hell? Were they doin’ the nasty at an arcade filled with kids?? FREAKS.

SPECTRUM HOTEL VISITOR.. WAS THAT YOU? (Boise)
Thought I saw you getting into the elevator at the hotel. Staying there this week and would like to get the guys together…. let me know…
***Potential money maker. Getting “the guys together” sounds like a group rate to me!
Happy Monday! Stay cool!
And remember…
MIMI’S QUOTE FOR THE DAY –

6 thoughts on “MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Twitch

    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Yessssss and it’s SOOO freaky! I never think twice about people looking at me and I sure as hell wouldn’t think that someone was obsessing over me enough to put it on Craigslist. – I’m happy you got some chuckles. That’s why I’m here. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by Annie!

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  1. Joanne Earle

    I wonder if anyone actually does make the hook up on Craigslist? I mean what are the odds that the object of the person’s affection is trolling Craigslist hoping for a message from someone they saw in passing?

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Right?? If that’s the case they sound like they’re made for each other, doesn’t it? On the flip side, we may never know about the “hookups” until years later and the next episode on ‘New Forensics.’ Hahahaha

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