2020 MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Sesame Street Edition

❤ “Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist. Or as I like to call it –
“Your local serial killer hunting ground.”

Looking for an old friend. He used to work at Hillcrest. Bert. He was an arborist.
***Umm… Bert moved a looooong time ago.
Apparently, he’s in the Sesame Street witness protection program.
I was with arm sling. You were Checking out. I commented on ankle tattoo. You kept looking at me when sitting in car. Shoulda gave number. Here’s the second chance…you had beautiful smile and eyes too.
***You were with arm sling?? Who the hell is arm sling?
You sound Asian. Are you Mr. Sling and Arm Sling is your wife???
Either way, it doesn’t matter.

Asian, American or Vulcan. No number. No second chance.
NO arm sling!
Who is Ted Bundy? A serial killer who was “with arm sling” to lure his victims to their deaths!

we pulled up next to each other and glanced at each other. this is a total shot in the dark but im trying to reach out and see where things could go.
***Dear M4F, you’re a fucking idiot. Where things could go??? You’re getting on the freeway you freak! She wasn’t glancing at you she was trying to see if she could merge on over but your big ‘ol drooling head was in her way!
You’re trying to reach out? Try reaching out to a psychiatrist.
Happy Monday! Happy February!!

So much happening on the world stage and all of it makes my head hurt.
On the plus side, the impeachment hearings have ended.

Spent all morning and afternoon in my car bouncing around like a pinball all around Boise!
BONUS : I showed up for an appt today that isn’t until tomorrow. So that’s where my head’s been all day.

So stinkin’ tired. I’m pretty sure I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and it wasn’t all at once.

What have all of you been doing? Everybody have a nice weekend?
Weatherwise, we had a little bit of everything, some snow, lots of rain and then beautiful sunshine which was a bit deceptive as it was colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra!

Can’t wait for the weather to warm up so I can complain that it’s hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock!

Okay, I’m out of here and on to catching up on your posts until my eyelids slam shut. Hope you’re having a good start to your week.


17 thoughts on “2020 MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Sesame Street Edition

  1. I was with arm sling. That cracks me up, along with your comments, Karen 😆
    I had a houseful of dogs this weekend and two of them were a bit nuts. They never stopped! Added to that, there was a serious plumbing problem – big bucks to fix – and the washing machine broke down. Ever have one of those days? Sheesh! I sympathize with the lack of sleep and know the feeling well. 😴 Here’s to a better week all around!


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Oh no! I hope your plumbing and washing machine are fixed now! That totally blows. And yes. I have had one of those days and they suck donkey dong! – I’m just resigning to the fact that I won’t sleep until I’m dead. Ugh. Yes. Here’s to a better week all around!


  2. Bijoux

    Always fun to read your Missing Connections comments. Lol, on the Ted Bundy arm sling. I forgot about that. And who wants to be a Walgreens Woman? Not me! That store has such an ugly 1970’s layout.

    My oldest daughter loved Bert as a child. I always found it interesting which Sesame Street character a kid took to. IMO, it said a lot about their personality! LOL


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      I never thought about my kids and their Sesame Street faves.. Hhmm. Come to think of it all four had different ones. Now I want to know what that means… – I think I caught up on your posts and left you comments 🙂 I’ve been a loser blogger lately.


  3. Love the quote. That’s so you and I love you for it.

    Love the ads. Who in their right mind respond to one of these losers? Oh they are out there.

    I linked this post to Happy Tuesday. Well this post made me happy.

    Have a fabulous day, Karen. Love you. ♥

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  4. Those personals at once enthrall and horrify me, that anyone would write them and worse, that someone might actually answer.

    The weather simply cannot decide to stick to one season this year, i am not sure why. Hope you have a great week, and whatever that appointment is that you were a day early for, that it is routine and not a big deal at all.

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      I would love to know if anyone replies and how that all works out. Or most likely, doesn’t. – My appt. was at the dentist and it’s fine. – We had beautiful weather today and should have all week. I hope I didn’t just jinx myself.


  5. JerseyLil

    I don’t think “ankle tattoo” will be answering Mr. Bundy “arm sling”…so creepy! White car at freeway really is in need of a psychiatrist!

    Hubby came down with a nasty cold this weekend so he’s been home from work…which means I get very little done, sigh. I made lots of chicken soup and I’m just trying not to catch that cold myself which is not easy when he’s sneezing all over everything! It’s been rainy here since the weekend, and chilly. I hope you’ll be able to get some rest!


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Hahahahahahahahaha. I think for me it was the 80’s but I had GREAT hair back then. Everyone told me I looked like Joan Jett. Ha! Then a brief stint with boy band rocker hair and then back to Joan. 🙂 – I love that we connected too!



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