THE LION ROARED AND THE COLONIES MULTIPLIED!

March came in like a lion for me. We had lots of sunshine and whippin’ winds which means a calm little lamb segue into my birthday month.
– If you can believe that whole in like a lion, out like a lamb thing. –
Honestly tho, I don’t even care just as long as this month continues to “march” into the sunshine!


Okay. I have a question. What is the grossest tv commercial you’ve seen? It can be from the past or present, I just really want to know what you think is the grossest tv commercial out there. 
Why, you ask?
Because of thissssssssssss…

I’m eating dinner the other night, watching that America Says game show that my big ‘ol couch potato ass is now hooked on and as soon as my pork chop hits my lips I see this…
Which made me think of this…
Which made me ALMOST do this!
Not even fucking kidding!!!
It was a commercial for this…
Boy, you ain’t kidding, “as seen on t.v.!”
ENDtag for your skin tag!
Gross.

And I get it. People have skin tags. I’ve seen people with skin tags. I know people with skin tags. But holy fucking skin tag Batman could you find a better time slot to advertise this shit??!!! Nobody wants to see a growing colony of skin tags on somebody’s neck OR  ARMPITS or any other fucking place in the middle of fucking dinner!

Needless-to-say, pork chops won’t be on the menu again any time soon…

SIDE NOTE – Hempvana does have great products so I’m sure this works. I’m still using the Hempvana pain relief cream that Joe over at ‘The Cranky Old Man‘ turned me onto a few months ago. Still works like a charm. So, again, thank you Cranky.


Okay. So. That was pretty much the grossest tv commercial I’ve seen.
Think you can top it? I’d love to see your answers in the comments.

C’mon. See if you can make me say….


MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
XoXo
MiMi

14 thoughts on “THE LION ROARED AND THE COLONIES MULTIPLIED!

  1. I had to LOL at the pork chop comment! And is that skin tag issue even normal on that person? Who would have that many and why would they be so dark? I’ve had a few and they are my skin color.make sure to NEVER watch Dr. Pimple Popper. Now that’s a gross show!

    I seriously can’t think of any gross commercials. Maybe I’ve blocked them! They would involve feet or food that I think is gross, like nacho cheese and ketchup.

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    • Hahahaha! Yep. Just not feeling the pork chop vibe anymore… I have no idea what normal skin tag colonies should look like but I have seen them on A LOT of people – watch the people around you when the weather gets warmer… All the skin tag colonies will be out n’ about… I think a few are the norm. – I will NEVER EVER watch Dr. Pimple Popper! Omg. Just the thought makes me want to vomit! I can’t even believe there’s a show like that on t.v. Groooossss!! – Maybe they should make a commercial about feet covered in nacho cheese with ketchup on top just for you! Hahahahaha! Gross!

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  2. And once you see them you need eye bleach. The bleach never works,, but you still need it.

    I can’t help you with ads because we only have Netflix and Amazon Prime and they don’t have ads. I’m very happy about that now that I’ve read this post.

    Have a fabulous day, Karen. Love and hugs. ♥

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    • Oh man. I don’t know how you do it. My mom wanted me to go into nursing and I knew that would never be the profession for me. Seeing and touching and cleaning up gross things… Nope. Not me but God Bless those of you that can because we need you!

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  3. This is why dinner TV has to be something very specific for me. And I can buzz commercials. Lately, I’m watching cooking shows while eating. (I block the gross, so I can’t recall a particularly gross commercial.)

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    • Which cooking shows do you watch? I’m still trying to like The Pioneer Woman. I mean I like all of her stuff, especially her dishware but I can’t stick with her show. I think I’m more of a Trisha Yearwood and Joanna Gaines cooking show person.

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  4. I haven’t seen many commercials lately, TV programming is so bad I prefer to watch DVDs right after the news is over. I do remember one for smoking related cancer where the family sits down to dinner and the mum has throat cancer so can’t eat and pours her liquid protein meal through the tube connected to the port inserted in her belly. It doesn’t make me gag though, it just makes me sorry for those who need such a thing.

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  5. Ugh about that skin tag commercial at dinnertime! Some things are definitely better left unseen I think nail fungus commercials can be really gross like the ones by Lamisil. And a blackhead remover commercial I saw a few months ago was just disgusting.

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