Happy 2017 Everyone!
How many of you started out last night like this?
And ended it like this??

Or if you’re like me. Your night started out like this.
And ended like this…
How ever your night began and ended I hope you all remained safe n’ sound and are ready to grab this New Year by the pussy, balls, horns!
WORD OF THE YEAR –
Every year I pick a word to focus on and guide my year ahead and this year I have chosen the word, ME!
That’s right. ME.
Seriously. That’s my word for 2017 and I make no apologies. This year I’m going to be a selfish bitch. This year truly is going to be all about me.
From the top of my head to the tips of my toes and every crack and crevasse nook and cranny in between, 2017 will be me, me, me.
It’s going to be a year of pampering myself physically, mentally and emotionally.

I have goals that I’ve set for myself and self-imposed deadlines that I must and will meet this year, with lots of play time in between.
My only concern is that 24 hours in a day is not enough time.
NOTE TO SELF –I know I’m not the only one who picks a “word of the year” and I’d really love to know if any of you pick a word and why.

Most importantly, because you all know what a nosy bitch I am. I want to know about your New Year’s Eve and whether or not you ended up on the floor or in the bathtub like say…
My friend the “Glam-Gram.
And through it all, much like Indiana Jones and his dusty ‘ol hat. Her tiara and faux leopard print QVC full-length coat remained intact, thus earning her not only that faux Walmart tiara but also, the title of “Glam Gram.”
Long live the glam! AND the gram!
Here’s to a New Year filled with whirled peas and everyone remembering to love their neighbor as themselves.
Minus the fondling.

And if all else fails. Be the “Glam-Gram” and go drink in the tub!
Mimi’s quote for the day –