SUNDAY STEALING ON MONDAY – Gag Me Meme

GAG ME MEME

Do you have a sensitive gag reflex?
– I choose to answer this question with this photo..


Where are you the most ticklish?

– Okay then, yeah there…

What was the last situation to upset you?

– Medals being handed out like they’re condoms in a whore house to undeserving morons.

Have you ever had an online argument?
– Do I even need to answer that one?? This is fucking me we’re talking about.

Do you like to listen to music while filling out surveys?
– This one pretty much sums things up..

How long do you spend on the phone each day, on average?
– Well, it’s not shoved up my ass so I think I’m safe.

Is anything in your hair right now, like gel, hairspray, etc.?
– Are you kidding me? Whatta’ you think???

When was the last time you were up before the sun? Do you like wearing sunglasses? Why or why not?
– I’m up before the sun every morning and I wear sunglasses strictly for people watching purposes so I can judge you behind a veil of
self-imposed darkness.


Last show you watched?
– N.C.I.S on Netflix. I’m in love with DiNozzo.

DiNozzo is the hottie on the left, just above “Ziva.”

Next vacation you’re going on?


Do you regret doing anything you’ve done this week?
– Eating this.

Tasteless, total shit.

Last night you felt?

What are you wearing right now?
– Moisturizer.

Have you ever kissed underneath the stars?
– I’d like to kiss underneath these stars!

What are you doing now?
– Masturbating.

What plans do you have for tonight?
– Masturbating.

What’s the very first thing you do when you wake up, other than breathe?
– Masturbate.

Do you like reading?
– I do.

You’re welcome JoJo.

Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
– Yeah, that picture up there..

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
– Is there something inside a vending machine worth breaking my toe for???

Do people consider you smart?

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
– What year was this survey written??? Who the hell waits online for someone???

Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?

How much money did you spend yesterday?
– Zero

Is there anything in your past that you’d like to try again?
– Coaching..

Tttthhhhhat’s all folks! I’m heading back up to the hospital to hang with my sis. She’s having some lung issues but hopefully she’ll be released in a couple of days. I’ll visit, read and comment when I get home tonight.