January 2017 – Page 2 – Magical Mystical Mimi

“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’
2017-divider-line-blue-icy PINK SNOWBOARD PANTS AT BOGUS – m4w – age 33
Hi there! This was last Wednesday and you were with your dad I think. I thought you were very pretty and wanted to chat you up… but you were with your dad… mildly awkward. Anyways… you might have had a concussion and i wanted to see if you were on enough to go to dinner. Here’s hoping!!
***Okay, I’m not entirely sure how desperate a person needs to be but “you might have had a concussion” followed up by “I wanted to see if you were on ENOUGH to go to dinner.”

Really?? Sorry about your head injury but hey, how ’bout dinner anyway.

I suggest “Pink Snowboard Pants” zip down that mountain and never look back. If this guy is willing to take you with a concussion. I’m pretty sure he’d take you unconscious.
They make creepy crime shows about this guy. Just sayin’.
2017-divider-line-blue-icy RETARDED DRUMMER – m4w
Now that your fucking my best friend and apparently have been for some time, I can safely say you won’t be hearing from me again. You are exactly what I thought you were.
a sack whore.
***Not entirely sure how this is a “missed connection” but it certainly seems personal.

I wonder who the retarded drummer is.

Eh well. Looks like all of you are better off without each other or one or the other or..
Just stop leaving these notes. She won’t see them.
She’s too busy bangin’ your best friend.
2017-divider-line-blue-icy Short post due to technical difficulties.
– Printer, blue tooth, blah, blah, blah. –
I hope you’re all well. I’m hoping to get to your posts tonight.
I’m hoping I can get this glitch fixed!

Just sloppy weather today. Nothing major like they were saying unless their idea of major and mine are different. It rained, melted a bunch of snow, everything was sloshy, tonight it will freeze, tomorrow snow, then sun, then rain – REPEAT!

Be well folks!
Here’s to a week of wonderful weather ahead for all of us!
2017-divider-line-blue-icy Mimi’s Craiglist dating tip of the day.
Find this guy. At least he’s honest.
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Here’s the deal. Let’s do a little trade.
You give us back these two…
2017-debbie-reynolds-carrie-fisher And you can have aaaalllll of these…
2017-kardashians PLUS! These two!
2017-bruce-jenner And if you give us back these…
2017-celebrity-deaths-2016 You can have this piece of shit who’s way past his expiration date!
2017-manson Also, if you could give us a decent candidate for the US presidency..
2017-question-mark-head-man I’ll put these two on the table.
2017-donald-hillary 2017-divider-line-blue-icy The Golden Globe Awards were on tonight. Or as I like to call them, Hollyweird’s Butthurt Awards.
I only half watched, half listened. Caught glimpses passing through the living room. Heard bits and pieces.
Heard enough..

My question is this. We don’t hear from these celebrities all year long. Every now and again one of them will whine about politics, global warming or the racial divide but seriously. Do they just save up all year long and wait to get on these award shows to spew forth their bullshit?
Because honestly. Nobody cares.

We watch your movies, your t.v. shows, your documentaries. The majority of the people couldn’t care less about your political views or what you ate for breakfast.
Give it a fucking rest already.
2017-divider-line-blue-icy I saw enough too and I have a question.
With all of their money do these celebrities have electricity and mirrors in their homes?
Are they hiring people to dress them from the Helen Keller school of fashion??
What in the hell..
It’s like she wrapped herself in a green sheet.
(Anna Chlumsky)
2017-golden-globes-anna Not a clue what this dress is all about. (Sophie Turner)
2017-golden-globes-sophie-turner Baffled by this one too. Are there pieces of dead animal are stuck to it?
(Jessica Biehl)
2017-golden-globes-jessica-b And this one looks like some kind of witch costume in white. (Sarah Jessica Parker)
2017-golden-globes-sarah-jessica My two favorites are actually a tie.
This one I absolutely love and I love her too, Sophia Vergara.
2017-golden-globes-sophia-v And I like the classic Hollywood style of Reese Witherspoon but if I had to choose it would definitely be Sophia’s dress.
2017-golden-globes-reese 2017-divider-line-blue-icy Another late post and I’m kinda’ diggin’ posting a lit’l later. Anything can happen throughout the day. Not much today I’m afraid. The hot topic here in Boise is this crappy weather. It’s warmed up. Everything is melting now but we had a full day of sleet and rain. Not a good mix.

My son cooked us dinner tonight, pork tenderloin and it was delicious. I think he needs to cook more often. My daughter-in-law is in bed sick. No fun for her. And I’m thinkin’ about taking the Christmas decorations down tomorrow. Just thinking about it…

What’s happening with all of you? Did any of you watch the Golden Globes?
What’s your take on all of this political crap at award shows?
It’s super annoying to me.

Happy late Sunday folks. It’s another snow day here. Schools and some businesses are closed.
I hope you’re not having crazy weather where you are.
I’m so over this winter.
2017-divider-line-blue-icy Mimi’s quote for the day –
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