In my last post, I said that I wasn’t doing anything on Monday except vegging on the couch and watching Netflix. I tried. I failed.
I think the secret to “not doing anything” is to first, make sure you’re wearing an adult diaper.
Second, have a mini-fridge and a microwave right next to the couch.
Third, NEVER LEAVE THE COUCH.
This is the only way you will succeed at doing nothing for an entire day.
My Monday was like a page out of one of my kids’ favorite books, ‘If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.”
“If you give a mouse a cookie, chances are he’s going to ask for a glass of milk, and if he asks for a glass of milk, chances are he’s going to ask for a napkin…”
You can see how this goes on and on.
Well, it’s the same when you vow to do nothing all day.
You get up to get something to drink and you see a dish in the sink. When you bend over to put said dish in the dishwasher you see a dust bunny hiding out under a cabinet next to the base board, so of course, you have to get the broom and do a good sweep.
Then you head to the bathroom for a potty break. You use the last of the toilet paper on the roll. You go to get another roll out of the linen closet and boom, you see something out of place so you start moving things around and once you start moving things around in one closet, well, it’s just a snowball effect all the way thru the house.
Thus, I did not just lay on the couch binging on Netflix but it honestly was my greatest intention to do so!
Have you ever tried not doing anything for a whole day??!!
Did you succeed??
It was a challenge for me but if you did it, I wanna’ know how.
Spill the beans in the comments below.
Please and thank you.
Obviously, I need to work on this.