This. This photo right here is the whole Halloween experience.
You can either have a gross, disgusting, scare the shit outta’ me Halloween.
You can have a truly ‘Happy Halloween’ with a sheet ghost here and a lit’l Walmart witch costume there.
No need to bring in Stephen King.
Just trick or treat n’ smell my feet.
Not trick or treat my face is raw meat!
I don’t like being scared. Not by costumes, pictures, people or especially food!
Don’t invite me to your Halloween party if these are my snack choices…
Let’s start with the vomiting pumpkins.
**I would be the vomiting party guest.
Any and all food resembling body parts.
Intestine cake, head cake, and a meat head!
No bodily function foods, rodents or things that slime!
Zit popping cupcakes. Rat meatloaf and jello worms!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! None of those foods!
These foods will definitely get me to your party!
What say ye?
Do you prefer cute Halloween foods or gross Halloween foods?
Let me know in the comments below!
It’s my oldest grandson’s birthday today!
Happy 12th, Seth!!!

18 thoughts on “HALLOWEEN HALF N’ HALF”

  1. I prefer happy foods. Can hardly believe that Seth and Jonnie are 12 now. No more Little Jonnie…at 6’1″….I look up to him. Happy Birthday Seth!!

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    1. Yep. Almost teenagers. Jonnie is a tree topper for sure. All my boys – big and small – are “Guidos” except for Aidan and he’s on his way to hanging out with the giraffes!


    1. Hahahahahaha. NOOOOOOOOOOO, Michelle. NO head cake! I do get the mix mash we have to do as parents. I have 4 kids – grown now – but some of them liked spooky and the other ones liked TERRIFYING!

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    1. Omgosh. I TOTALLY agree! I don’t mind adult Halloween parties but adults can have those any time. Clear the deck for Halloween for kids and make it fun again!

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    1. Yay! We’re at the same party!!! We’ll be the two hot tipsy chicks in the corner, sipping on cocktails and eating the cheesy witch brooms and the CUTE cookie spiders! πŸ˜€


  2. I’m all about the cute food. I used to make ‘ghosts in the graveyard’ which is choc pudding mixed w/ crushed chocolate cookies, then sprinkle more crushed cookies on top like dirt, with milano cookies stuck in it as gravestones and whipped cream ghosts with choc chips eyes & mouth. lol And a few candy corns and pumpkins on top for decoration. I’d use gel icing to write ‘RIP’ on the gravestones too.

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  3. Cute Halloween foods for me definitely Don’t want any of that gross stuff, ugh!
    Happy Birthday to your awesome grandson, Seth!!


    1. Yes, yes, and yes! That gross stuff must’ve been invented by a bunch of drunk college kids because who else would eat that crap??? – Thank you for the birthday wishes for Seth. I do pass them along. πŸ™‚

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