MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – I’m pretty sure he just called you fat…

“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist.
These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.
Thick tattooed lady (Caldwell blvd mcDonalds)

***Okay, right outta’ the gate. “Thick tattooed lady” whoever you are.
Along with stalking you on Craigslist he just called you fat.
My advice? Run, walk or roll as far away from this guy and McDonalds apparently as fast as you can!***

You were at McDonalds today when i complimented your ink .Unsure if you heard me but i said i had a chucky tattoo as well but u had your hands full with your kids (they called you mommy so i assume they were your kids) i cant stop thinking about how beautiful you are.

You walked with so much confidence i could tell you are successful in life. You carry yourself very well and very precise i would love to get to no u. and take you out. if you see this reply with the names you have tattooed on your face an. the color of bandana shoes taht you were wearing. I hope you see this

***Hhhhmmm. I wonder what about this thick fat ass tattooed woman screeeaaammmed success.
Let’s see… Was it…

A – The fact that she was eating at McDonalds
B – The way she carried herself with such confidence and precision
CCCCCCCCCCCC – The tattoos ON HER FACE and the BANDANA SHOES  that she was wearing????***

What the actual fuck????? Seriously????
THIS, thissssss is your measuring stick for success???

There’s an old saying, “There’s a lid for every pot.”
With the Craigslist “Missed Connection” section there should be a straight jacket for every nut job.

ALSO – The typos in the Craigslist “I’m stalking you” post are aaallll on them.
Hey, hey, hey!!! It’s Monday!! A brand new week with brand new opportunities and adventures waiting! Or maybe it’s just fucking Monday…
I know, I know. Ya’ can’t make ice cream outta’ horse shit.

Anything thrilling and spine chilling planned for the week ahead??

For me, it’s all about this fabulous weather so aside from the normal rigga ma row
– drs appts, errands n’ such –
I will be outside as much as possible warming these old bones and enjoying the beautiful sunshine!

I hope you have a great beginning to a great week ahead!
Time – 7:51am
Temp – 63 degrees F/ High 84 – SUNSHINE!!!
Mood – Great!
Bitch, bitch, bitch – Nada
Best thing – Waking up in a great mood!
Be well.

14 thoughts on “MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – I’m pretty sure he just called you fat…

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I don’t want to date anyone that hangs out at McDonald’s. Just saying. I love your sense of humor.

    We are heading to the boat on Wednesday for a cruise with our yacht club. We’ll be gone for 5 nights. Looking forward to our cruise and hanging out with friends.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Karen. Love you. ♥


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Hahahahahaha! Me either, Sandee! – Oooohhhhhhh, I am soooooo jealous and happpy all at the same time! There’s just something about cruise and yacht club and being gone 5 nights… Your life is narrated by Robyn Leach (Life Styles of The Rich and Famous) and I’ve got good ‘ol Samuel L. Jackson narrating mine! “Steal my patio chairs one more time mother fucker!” Hahaha. – ENJOY!!!!! Love you xoxo ❤

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  2. Cranky

    So friggin funny!

    When I see anyone with tats on the face I look at my shoes. Otherwise I;m pretty sure a “Wadda U lookin at?” will follow.


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Well, thank you Cranky and I wish I had your will power because I stare and sometimes I just have to ask, whhhyyyy?????


  3. Tattoos on the face? I can’t see those being attractive to anybody. 😮 And, what the hell are Bandana Shoes? Pieces of cloth wrapped around the feet? 😛 This reminds me of those Seen At Walmart memes. 😀 It is nice to know that some of us “thick” broads can get attention too, though. Hahaha!


    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      I totally agree, Debbie. Face tattoos aren’t attractive at all! – Hahahaha! Well, this thick broad will stay far from McDonalds and *that* kind of attention. Can you imagine what he looked like?????

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  4. Liz A.

    I think I like “thick”. It’s better than the alternative. Although, I wonder about a guy who’s searching out a woman who’s clearly busy with her kids…



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