MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – “Ladys” (He spelled it that way not me!)

Missed Connection Monday is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section on Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it – Your local serial killer hunting ground.

You are so cute, we talked for a little while but I didn’t get your number.
***** Dear Keystone, Not to play Captn. Obvious or anything but I’m pretty sure you didn’t get the number because they didn’t want you to have the fucking number. Take a hint and mosey on.

You always write my name on my drink, you know what I want before I even have to order, and the other day you said hi over the other window gal. (All through drive-through only) 😄
***** Dear Starbucks, I don’t mean to burst your smiley face emoji bubble or anything but…
Holy hell I feel like I’m telling this guy that Santa isn’t real.
The “Starbucks’ Cutie” gets paid to write your name on your drink, and she remembers your drink for the tips. Your tips. Your money.
Tips = money. Do you see the connection here?? She’s a college chick trying to keep some gas in her beater with a heater vehicle that keeps breaking down, plus, pay her part of the rent and maybe get her nails done. She remembers your drink because she’s got bills to pay. You’re not special. This is not a Starbucks love connection. Geesh. 

(What the fuck, are people really this stupid??)

Two of you came over and were very nice, I should have offered to get you drinks and join me.
***** Dear Ladys, Are you the fucking twin of Starbucks’ Cutie?? I feel like I’m a parrot. Those ladys (with a y) are paid to go to your table.  Sometimes people call them waitresses and/or hostesses…

Hi everybody. Happy Monday. I hope you all had a great weekend.
For me it was a weekend of poor choices and can I just tell you, the poor choices in your 50s are not nearly as much fun as the poor choices you make in your 20s.
My super colossal poor choice???
I decided to rearrange my bedroom and I absolutely hate it. It feels totally wrong so now I have to move everything back to the way it was! Ugh! My biggest issue? I immediately knew that my bed was in the wrong place. I absolutely have to have my head at the right end of my bed. You know what I mean? Anyway, I got zero sleep and I’m pretty sure I pulled some muscles because of all of the tossing and turning. Please tell me I’m not the only one who has ever done this.

Share your latest news in the comments below!

❤ MiMi ❤

8 thoughts on “MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – “Ladys” (He spelled it that way not me!)

  1. Those love-struck Craigslist hopefuls are so pathetic! 🙄 Rearranging furniture can be detrimental to your health! (Been there, done that, and yes, also put it back.) I hope your aches and pains ease up soon.


  2. Lol on the 9 pm bedtime meme! Truth! Ok, how hilarious is that Starbucks dude? Can people really be that stupid? The answer is YES, if we are now using Ladys as a word! Good God!

    Ok, growing up, my parents were always moving furniture around, including my bedroom. I have no idea why! In all my adult years, I’ve never once changed a room around once we moved in. Maybe I am lazy???


  3. People are scary. And the scary people don’t realise that they are scary.

    I grew up in a household where mom would rearrange the furniture about every six months. We’d come home from school to find a new configuration. This either drives you crazy or you get used to periodic change. I got used to periodic change. I like to move things around just because.

    Sorry moving your bed shook things up for you. I hope it’s an easy move back.


  4. Love your losers and you’re not the only one that has rearranged the furniture and hated it. I’m guessing most of us have done this.

    I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Karen. Love you bunches. ♥


  5. Those “love notes” are always quite scary to me.

    Yes, by 9pm i’m wilting, but that’s what happens when some days you have to be at work by 6am.

    Sometimes moving furniture doesn’t work out. It’s more complicated, but you can draw a model of your room, and cut out models of your furniture on bits of paper “to scale” and move those around, see if you like it first.



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