Missed Connection Monday is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section on Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it – Your local serial killer hunting ground.
❤ KEYSTONE PIZZA
You are so cute, we talked for a little while but I didn’t get your number.
***** Dear Keystone, Not to play Captn. Obvious or anything but I’m pretty sure you didn’t get the number because they didn’t want you to have the fucking number. Take a hint and mosey on.
❤ STARBUCKS CUTIE
You always write my name on my drink, you know what I want before I even have to order, and the other day you said hi over the other window gal. (All through drive-through only) 😄
***** Dear Starbucks, I don’t mean to burst your smiley face emoji bubble or anything but…
Holy hell I feel like I’m telling this guy that Santa isn’t real.
The “Starbucks’ Cutie” gets paid to write your name on your drink, and she remembers your drink for the tips. Your tips. Your money.
Tips = money. Do you see the connection here?? She’s a college chick trying to keep some gas in her beater with a heater vehicle that keeps breaking down, plus, pay her part of the rent and maybe get her nails done. She remembers your drink because she’s got bills to pay. You’re not special. This is not a Starbucks love connection. Geesh.
(What the fuck, are people really this stupid??)
❤ LADYS FROM STEAK HOUSE
Two of you came over and were very nice, I should have offered to get you drinks and join me.
***** Dear Ladys, Are you the fucking twin of Starbucks’ Cutie?? I feel like I’m a parrot. Those ladys (with a y) are paid to go to your table. Sometimes people call them waitresses and/or hostesses…
Hi everybody. Happy Monday. I hope you all had a great weekend.
For me it was a weekend of poor choices and can I just tell you, the poor choices in your 50s are not nearly as much fun as the poor choices you make in your 20s.
My super colossal poor choice???
I decided to rearrange my bedroom and I absolutely hate it. It feels totally wrong so now I have to move everything back to the way it was! Ugh! My biggest issue? I immediately knew that my bed was in the wrong place. I absolutely have to have my head at the right end of my bed. You know what I mean? Anyway, I got zero sleep and I’m pretty sure I pulled some muscles because of all of the tossing and turning. Please tell me I’m not the only one who has ever done this.
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MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
❤ MiMi ❤
Magical Mystical Mimi 
Those love-struck Craigslist hopefuls are so pathetic! 🙄 Rearranging furniture can be detrimental to your health! (Been there, done that, and yes, also put it back.) I hope your aches and pains ease up soon.
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Omg. It’s not only the aches and pains, Debbie, it truly is that my head to at the wrong end of my bed now. I suppose I could just put my head at the foot of my bed but I’d rather just move it all back. Ugh.
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The best thing here is your Thought for the Day.
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Lol on the 9 pm bedtime meme! Truth! Ok, how hilarious is that Starbucks dude? Can people really be that stupid? The answer is YES, if we are now using Ladys as a word! Good God!
Ok, growing up, my parents were always moving furniture around, including my bedroom. I have no idea why! In all my adult years, I’ve never once changed a room around once we moved in. Maybe I am lazy???
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Hahaha. It’s the truth tho, at least during these cold, gray, dreary months. – Omg! My parents did the same!! And now I am them! I won’t worry until I get to that saving bread ties thing…
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