THANKFUL THURSDAY – Top 5

Today I am thankful for the rain! We finally got some! When we first moved here people told us we’d never get any rain, we’d never get any snow. Well, I’m here to tell you, it started raining last night and it’s been raining all day and I LOVE it!!! I hope it’s a sign that snow will be here too! I’m ready for a snowmageddon!!!

Today I am thankful for the Amazon truck. That’s all. Lol

Today I am thankful for modern medicine beyond Ibuprofen and Tylenol. Has anyboy noticed that the doctors don’t prescribe pain meds anymore. My son got his gallbladder out and was in soooo much pain. His doctor told him to take Ibuprofen and rest. I asked my son, “Is your doctor Robert fucking Kennedy Jr.???” Good Lord… Eventually, his doc got him in and gave him some actual pain meds, 3 pills and that’s fine but holy shit it’s like you’re asking for a fucking kidney.

Today I am thankful for pretzels. I don’t know why. They’re good to munch on. I’m munching on them now. I like the skinny sticks. Do you like pretzels?

And last but not least, today I am thankful that I live nowhere near this fucking gross weirdo.

A serial BUTT SNIFFER arrested for the 3RD time! Are you fucking kidding me?? If that guy ever came sniffing around my fat ass I’d donkey kick his nose to the back of his skull and make sure he got a trip to the hospital. And by hospital, I mean the nuthut, but who knows, he’s been arrested for this THREE times!!! The cops are probably done with him. They’re like, we’ve got real crimes to solve, toss this butt sniffer over to Captn Benson. Lol.

Well, I’m finishing up earlier tonight. I get so busy during the day. I’m telling you. This is my time to come alive and I love it SO much. How was all of your Thursdays?? Omgosh. The weather that was going on! I had to check in with my kids. Michigan was whippin, man. They’re all safe, thank goodness and their power didn’t go out. Did any of you get some wild weather and tornado warnings?? Please keep safe, everyone.


MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –

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