MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Creepy

Missed Connection Monday is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section on Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it – Your local serial killer hunting ground.


❤ RICHARD’S RESTAURANT
We met by the bathroom. You are hot. Tell me what happened so I know it was you. Be specific. Things were said and done. I will not reply without specifics.
**** Dear We Met By The Bathroom…
First I need to know. Is Richard’s restaurant located inside this building because it’s really got that “Richard” vibe going on… Just sayin’.

Okay, so things were “said and done… Be specific.”
Is this specific enough for you??
Moral of this Craigslist love connection?
Stay out of buildings that could be nicknamed Dick.

❤ SCAVENGER HUNT
Email me for clues to to the location of the first item on list. what is it, you say? could be Shiny, green or a lotto.. it will also have clues to find the next item and so on until the list is completed. once completed there will be a bonus round!
**** Okay, seriously… Could be shiny, green or a lotto????
It could also be this.

And this could be your bonus round…
Seriously. JUST – SAY – NO!

❤ IN TOWN THIS WEEKEND
Greetings plenty of free time for me this weekend. interested in Darker skin
**** Need I say more….

Could be just me but Craigslist’s love notes seemed especially creepy this week…


IN OTHER NEWS:
From my previous post, “Thankful Thursday – Copy That.”
My allergies are MUCH better AND I made my garlic hummus!
It was so delicious I made 2 batches. The first one to follow a recipe, the second one tweaked to my liking – LOTSA’ GARLIC! I’ll be making this again, and again. So much better than store-bought.


So, happy Monday! How was your weekend? Remember when I said last weekend seemed to drag on and on? Well, this weekend just flew by! I didn’t have much going on because when I open my front door and heat hits me like a 400-degree oven, guess what? I’m inside in the AC!

But Mimi… Your car has AC. Yes, yes it does but the parking lot into the store doesn’t and I’m pretty sure nobody wants to see puddles of my flesh on the hot ass asphalt from my car into the grocery store!

Wait… I may have stumbled on a new weight loss plan… Hhhmmm.


ZERO plans for today folks. ZERO. This means I’ll be lounging inside with the AC and hopefully finishing up a few projects AND the book I am currently reading.
It’s a British mystery and I’m really diggin’ all things British right now.

But I’m also diggin’ this New Zealand crime show on Brit Box.

It reminds me a lot of Midsomer Murders which I also love.

How ’bout you?
Anybody reading and/or watching anything thrilling and spine-chilling???
I’m always up for a new read or new watch. Please share!


MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
❤ XoXo ❤

UNWORDLESS WEDNESDAY – BITCH WINE

Ya’ ever have one of those days where you know you should just stay in bed with the covers pulled up high over your head? That was my day today. I tossed and turned all night and I knew when I opened my eyes this morning my day was completely out of sync.

This heat and repairmen who don’t show up on time or at all. Making zero progress on the million and one projects I have going and not having enough life mojo to lift my pinky did me in.

Please tell me I’m not alone with these days.
Seriously. I’ve been a whiny bitch all day.
You’ll see this vibe continues with the rest of this post.
***I didn’t write about it but I’m totally bummed about Anthony Bourdain. What the hell?? AND, Kate Spade! All in one week! I don’t know what is happening in this world but I can tell you that it sucks major donkey dong.

These suicides, all suicides, are just total bullshit.
And these PSA’s are bullshit too.
Know the signs. Okay.
And in the event that there aren’t any signs??
Then what?
A guilt trip for the survivors??
This whole border separation thing…
First, as a mom, I have to ask.
If you know there’s a chance that you will be arrested sneaking into another country why would you bring your children with you and put them in harm’s way?
Just curious.

Also, please note, I have no solutions. I do support legal entry into this country and I support ICE arresting those who are in this country illegally. My only issue is that I wish they would go after the illegal pedophiles, rapists, murderers and drug dealers FIRST.
I spent over 4 hours trying to figure out two computer programs. More bullshit. Even after sitting thru a 2-hour video. Still bullshit. I’ll step away and get on it another day.

So, that’s basically been my “UnWordless Wednesday.”
Bitch, whine, bitch, whine bitch.
I wish it had been bitch wine!
You can have your wine and drink it too!
I did take a break from my bitching to do a lit’l Netflix binging.
Currently, I’m binging on another dark, British cop show.
‘Marcella.’
Such a great show but why do the Brits always portray their strong, female lead cops as nut jobs?? I haven’t seen one woman on a British cop show who had her shit together and didn’t appear to be batshit crazy.
What’s up with that??
Another late post just under the wire. I’m posting and going to bed. Hopefully, tomorrow will be a much better day, all of the planets will align and my coffee will be stronger than my urge to smack people.

I hope your Wednesday was wonderful and I hope wherever you were you stayed cool if you’re going thru this ridiculous heat. If not, yay you and send some rain and cool temps to the rest of us!

Was it just me today or was anybody else’s day off??
I feel like the Brits could put me in the lead of one of those dark cop shows!
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
It is now… Good night.