prince harry – Magical Mystical Mimi

This was going to be a Wordless Wednesday and this was going to be my photo…
But you know me… Judgmental bitch that I am, there was nooo waaay I was letting this slide.
Eeewwww. C’mon Duchess Yoko get it together.

And I know, I know…
“But Mimi everybody sweats.”

Yes, everybody does but you’re a member of the Royal family for fuck sake!
You don’t have better wardrobe people than this???
They have pads you can put under your arms so you don’t have pit stains!
Royal or peasant, it’s just gross.

But wait. One more…
Again, I have to ask. Where the hell are her wardrobe people??
And again, yes, yes, yes. I’m a judgmental bitch but really???
Even us peasant chicks know how to remedy this.
Duchess Yoko really needs to get her shit together.

<3 BREAKFAST BABBLE – 6:30am
A lit’l light discussion to kick off my day.
“Mom, did you see what President Trump tweeted?”
Yes, honey, yes I did and no, I’m not concerned. I think he’s got a handle on it.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Oh, hi. Good morning!
All that up there was from my unfinished Wordy Wednesday.
So, HAPPY THURSDAY THOUGHTS!

Not to keep beating the dead Royal horse but did anybody see the headlines?

Didn’t I tell you? Duchess Yoko is breakin’ up the band!
SOOOO happy they’re moving to Canada and not here!
Apologies to Debbie at The Doglady’s Den.

<3 Okay. Enough of them for a bit. I know you’re all thinking, praise Buddah!
It’s almost the weekend. Plans anyone?

Weather permitting I’ll be hangin’ with Miranda for her birthday. We got a few inches of snow in the valley so they may have gotten a few feet up on the mountain.
Then… It’s another unplugged weekend for me and I’m hoping to finish my book and get on to the next.

Today was all about laundry and more decrapifying. – ~~Tossed 5 bras. Who tosses 5 bras in one fell swoop?~~ – Tonight will be a lit’l bit of crocheting, a lit’l bit of reading and early to bed.

What about you guys. Anything thrilling and spine chilling to report?
Share it in the comments.
If you have plans share them in the comments too, please!

MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
TOMORROW’S POST – Brain Dump

The first TTT award of 2020 goes to…
Duchess Yoko, aka, Meghan Markle.
Look! No Duchess Yoko! See the genuine smiling faces?

Now, here comes Duchess Yoko on the scene…
No smiling faces.

Just like The Beatles.
Before freakish Yoko.
Happy lads. Smiling faces, with teeth, which is going some for the English.

Slither on in freakish Yoko…
Now look.
No more smiling faces.

It’s the same for Duchess Yoko.
From the moment this minor Hollywood actress became involved with Prince Harry she’s done nothing but bitch and moan about her lot in life.
“I’ve tried the stiff upper lip…”
Blah, blah, blah…
But I’m a whiny ass and I can’t handle life as a Royal and now “H as I like to call him” is a whiny ass too.
Seriously? You went from a minor actress to a fucking Duchess, I’m assuming with eyes wide open and now you can handle all of the attention??? Really?
Oh, look, here you are as a minor actress…
Clearly, you’re trying to avoid attention…
Oh, and here too… Please don’t notice me.
And this one… My favorite.
No wonder it was so hard for you to get the hang of how a Royal should sit.
Get over yourself Duchess Yoko.
You can’t have it both ways. If you didn’t want the attention you should have been a dental hygienist and married a mailman.

Also. Stop trying to upset the Royal apple cart. The House of Windsor has been around a long fucking time and trust me, the Queen isn’t bowing down to your whiny ass.

<3 Happy TTT everyone!
Who would you like to say Tough Titty to??? I know there’s someone…
C’mon, drop it in the comments so we can all say…
TOUGH TITTY!!

<3 I hope each and every one of you enjoys your day today whatever you may be doing and please, let’s send some good vibes over to Australia. The devastation over there is heartbreaking.

<3 Busy day for me. Errands and an appt. for Luci at the vet. Hopefully, they’ll give her some medicine for her acid reflux and stomach issue. She’s lost so much weight.

She sleeps with me and it really is like having a baby again. I hear every noise she makes and I get up when she gets up which is A LOT throughout the night! But, then she’ll sleep throughout the day and now when I can, I’ll sleep throughout the day because that’s the only sleep I get. But… I also have shit to do during the day!

And just like that, I’m on my dog’s sleep schedule…

<3 Sooo. In between all of the running about today I’m hoping to get my hair cut off. I tried to let it grow long but it’s driving me nutso so today it gets chopped.
This is how chopped…
Not that color because that will be my color soon enough but I love short n’ sassy!