2020 TOUGH TITTY TUESDAY – Duchess Yoko

The first TTT award of 2020 goes to…
Duchess Yoko, aka, Meghan Markle.
Look! No Duchess Yoko! See the genuine smiling faces?

Now, here comes Duchess Yoko on the scene…
No smiling faces.

Just like The Beatles.
Before freakish Yoko.
Happy lads. Smiling faces, with teeth, which is going some for the English.

Slither on in freakish Yoko…
Now look.
No more smiling faces.

It’s the same for Duchess Yoko.
From the moment this minor Hollywood actress became involved with Prince Harry she’s done nothing but bitch and moan about her lot in life.
“I’ve tried the stiff upper lip…”
Blah, blah, blah…
But I’m a whiny ass and I can’t handle life as a Royal and now “H as I like to call him” is a whiny ass too.
Seriously? You went from a minor actress to a fucking Duchess, I’m assuming with eyes wide open and now you can handle all of the attention???  Really?
Oh, look, here you are as a minor actress…
Clearly, you’re trying to avoid attention…
Oh, and here too… Please don’t notice me.
And this one… My favorite.
No wonder it was so hard for you to get the hang of how a Royal should sit.
Get over yourself Duchess Yoko.
You can’t have it both ways. If you didn’t want the attention you should have been a dental hygienist and married a mailman.

Also. Stop trying to upset the Royal apple cart. The House of Windsor has been around a long fucking time and trust me, the Queen isn’t bowing down to your whiny ass.

❤ Happy TTT everyone!
Who would you like to say Tough Titty to??? I know there’s someone…
C’mon, drop it in the comments so we can all say…
TOUGH TITTY!!

❤ I hope each and every one of you enjoys your day today whatever you may be doing and please, let’s send some good vibes over to Australia. The devastation over there is heartbreaking.

❤ Busy day for me. Errands and an appt. for Luci at the vet. Hopefully, they’ll give her some medicine for her acid reflux and stomach issue. She’s lost so much weight.

She sleeps with me and it really is like having a baby again. I hear every noise she makes and I get up when she gets up which is A LOT throughout the night! But, then she’ll sleep throughout the day and now when I can, I’ll sleep throughout the day because that’s the only sleep I get. But… I also have shit to do during the day!

And just like that, I’m on my dog’s sleep schedule…

❤ Sooo. In between all of the running about today I’m hoping to get my hair cut off. I tried to let it grow long but it’s driving me nutso so today it gets chopped.
This is how chopped…
Not that color because that will be my color soon enough but I love short n’ sassy!

MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
Dear Princess Yoko,

WEDNESDAY’S POST – Wordless or Wordy Wednesday

OCTOBER TWENTY NINE – Happy Tuesday – Royal Weirdness

“Post a funny picture.
Post a not so funny picture.
Post whatever weirdness you want. That’s it.”
Joining in with Sandee over at ‘Comedy Plus‘ for “Happy Tuesday.”
As most of you know, I love my Royals so when I came across these screenshots on my phone I thought these would be perfect for “Happy Tuesday.”
They’re definitely weirdness as are the faces around them…

Side note – I have no idea where I got these screenshots from but the Royal occasion was The Animal Ball at Clarence House.
I’m guessing Charles and Camilla are 3 sheets to the wind in ALL of these photos.
Next up…
Not only Charles’ face but oh look!
Another one of those “fascinating” hats I blogged about.

Camilla’s face says it all. Clearly, she feels the same way about the butterfly sanctuary living on the side of that woman’s head as I do. Also, check out the woman’s hat right next to Camilla. Creepy.
This one…
Not – A – Clue but creepy as hell.
How do you suppose she sees out of her left eye?
My favorite…
Enter the elephant man.
Not the elephant man.
This elephant man.
See him lurking in the background???
He looks thrilled to be there.
Upon closer inspection, he looks like his elephant is made of tin foil. Is this the Royal “doggy bag” version of the foil swan???
One more time with the elephant man…
Camilla kills me. She not only laughs but she points. I love it.
And the last weird photo of my screenshot Royals…
Charles and his SAUSAGE FINGERS!!!!
Grossssssssss.

Move over Abe…
There’s a new sausage king in town!
So gross.
Looookkkkk…
Just freaks me out.
So there’s my take on the ‘Happy Tuesday’ link up. I’m pretty sure it qualifies as weirdness and bonus, it gets these weirdo pics off of my phone!

I hope you’re all having a ‘Happy Tuesday’ and don’t forget it’s also “Taco Tuesday” which, for a person on the tail end of the flu doesn’t sound remotely appetizing, just FYI…
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
Be well.
MiMi

FASCINATING, HUH?

Camilla Parker Bowles can’t fill Princess Diana’s shoes but she could definitely fill your attic!
If you’ve been reading me long enough you know how I absolutely love the Royals.        Not all of them and definitely not all of their ways.
Those goofy hats for instance.

Fascinator
noun
1. a woman’s light, decorative headpiece consisting of feathers, flowers, beads, etc. attached to a comb or hair clip.
2. a fascinating person.

The only thing I find fascinating about them is how in the hell they manage to keep those things stuck to their heads aaallll flippin’ day!

I think we all remember this gem that one of the ugly step sister’s Princesses wore to Prince William and Kate’s wedding…
Good god!
Do they not have mirrors in those palaces or orthodontists???
Does she not have friends??
Did she run this by the Queen first?
Because I’m pretty sure that would’ve been a royal HELL NO!

And this one? It’s a “twofer.”
It’s a fascinator AND a pollinator!!!
But wait!
When is a fascinator not a fascinator???
When it’s a HATINATOR!

Seriously. There is such a thing as a hatinator.
Below is a pic of a fascinator and a hatinator.
Can you guess which one is which?
Here’s a hint.
The paper plate on the left is the hatinator and the placemat on the right is the fascinator!
Fascinating, huh? And totally off topic but not really.
The other day I posted this pic on Instagram.
It’s Ted Nugent and Aileen Wuornos.
I think they’re one in the same person.
Now… Back to the homely Princesses…
If they were men dressing up as women…
Just sayin’… Tom Hanks and Princess whoever on the left… Twinning!
Happy Monday!
What did you do this weekend?
I stayed in from the heat – mostly.
The pup had a spa day, she loved it and she is feeling most beautiful.
I managed to ruin a project I was working on for 4 fucking days so now it’s turning into something else I’m not bitter because that’s what crafting people do.

Nothing is a loss if you have an imagination! – MiMi

I got thru 2 skeins of yarn on one of my blankets and totally ran out of the color I was using soooo I’ll get that the next time I go out. In the meantime, I’ll work on another blanket that I do have the yarn to complete – I think.
See?? This is how projects go unfinished!
Anyway. Happy week ahead. Tell me what you did this weekend.
I hope none of you are in the path of that storm down south!
Have they even recovered from Katrina yet??
I don’t know that I could stick it out down there but God bless the ones who do.
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
P.S – Click on the links in this post to find out all about those fascinating fascinators and everything else you can put on your head, where it came from and why you wear it.
Or you could watch paint dry. Your choice.
Be well.
MiMi