2020 MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Sesame Street Edition

❤ “Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist. Or as I like to call it –
“Your local serial killer hunting ground.”

LOOKING FOR BERT
Looking for an old friend. He used to work at Hillcrest. Bert. He was an arborist.
***Umm… Bert moved a looooong time ago.
Apparently, he’s in the Sesame Street witness protection program.
WALGREENS WOMAN RED NISSAN ANKLE TATTOO
I was with arm sling. You were Checking out. I commented on ankle tattoo. You kept looking at me when sitting in car. Shoulda gave number. Here’s the second chance…you had beautiful smile and eyes too.
***You were with arm sling?? Who the hell is arm sling?
You sound Asian. Are you Mr. Sling and Arm Sling is your wife???
Either way, it doesn’t matter.

Asian, American or Vulcan. No number. No second chance.
NO arm sling!
Who is Ted Bundy? A serial killer who was “with arm sling” to lure his victims to their deaths!

WHITE CAR (honda possibly) AT FREEWAY ENTRANCE
we pulled up next to each other and glanced at each other. this is a total shot in the dark but im trying to reach out and see where things could go.
M4F
***Dear M4F, you’re a fucking idiot. Where things could go??? You’re getting on the freeway you freak! She wasn’t glancing at you she was trying to see if she could merge on over but your big ‘ol drooling head was in her way!
You’re trying to reach out? Try reaching out to a psychiatrist.
Happy Monday! Happy February!!

So much happening on the world stage and all of it makes my head hurt.
On the plus side, the impeachment hearings have ended.

Spent all morning and afternoon in my car bouncing around like a pinball all around Boise!
BONUS : I showed up for an appt today that isn’t until tomorrow. So that’s where my head’s been all day.

So stinkin’ tired. I’m pretty sure I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and it wasn’t all at once.

What have all of you been doing? Everybody have a nice weekend?
Weatherwise, we had a little bit of everything, some snow, lots of rain and then beautiful sunshine which was a bit deceptive as it was colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra!

Can’t wait for the weather to warm up so I can complain that it’s hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock!

Okay, I’m out of here and on to catching up on your posts until my eyelids slam shut. Hope you’re having a good start to your week.

MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR TODAY –

2020 – WORDY WEDNESDAY ON THURSDAY – Tea Vibes

I posted this pic on Monday’s post, Monday Rain.
Well, Lit’l Miss Bijoux from Bytes From The Burbs who I absolutely adore commented this –
Ok, don’t kill me, but is that a vibrator in your tea? LOL! The Monday Vibe with that oddly shaped green thing is throwing me!

HILARIOUS!
But why in the name of all things vibrators and tea would I put a vibrator IN my tea??

Also, Bijoux I know the exact vibrator you’re thinking of.
Vibrators aside. Altho they’re not much use there…
No, that was not a vibrator in my tea it was, of course, a tea infuser!
You can get them as a whole set if you want to.
And Bijoux, you can get a whole set of these kinds of “tea infusers” too.
To be fair to tho, I can see how you might get confused.
Soooo, I missed posting this on Wordless/Wordy Wednesday so it’s a twofer Thursday.

Yesterday I ran errands with my beautiful friend Miranda and today, I’m just happy to be alive!
For some reason, Miranda felt the need to glide thru every yellow light that could have potentially caused a t-bone crash into the passenger side of her vehicle where coincidently enough, I was sitting!
But, but, but… Wait. Miranda did STOP at one yellow light…
Yeah. The light that could have put the driver’s side – HER – in harm’s way of a t-bone crash.

Also. When we went to Costco, Miranda wouldn’t buy us those delicious peanut butter cookies so we could both ditch our stupid diets…
And she says she loves me.
Today I’ve got nothing going on except getting these big ass donation bags over to the Idaho Youth Ranch and out of the dining room and now living room!
After that, I’ll be doing some kind of crafting. I don’t know what just yet.

What’s happening with all of you?
We have some nice weather coming up so I’m hoping to spend some time on the back patio repotting some house plants. I so cannot wait for spring!

It’s almost the weekend?
Plans anyone?
Is the weather holding up for everyone?

Summer’s coming up fast too, is anybody planning an awesome summer vacation?
Personally, I wouldn’t get on a plane right now if it was free but a road trip is always fun and free of deadly flu viruses.
Share in the comments!
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –

2020 WORDY WEDNESDAY BONUS THURSDAY THOUGHTS aka I didn’t get my f#%cking post up in time yesterday!

This was going to be a Wordless Wednesday and this was going to be my photo…
But you know me… Judgmental bitch that I am, there was nooo waaay I was letting this slide.
Eeewwww. C’mon Duchess Yoko get it together.

And I know, I know…
“But Mimi everybody sweats.”

Yes, everybody does but you’re a member of the Royal family for fuck sake!
You don’t have better wardrobe people than this???
They have pads you can put under your arms so you don’t have pit stains!
Royal or peasant, it’s just gross.

But wait. One more…
Again, I have to ask. Where the hell are her wardrobe people??
And again, yes, yes, yes. I’m a judgmental bitch but really???
Even us peasant chicks know how to remedy this.
Duchess Yoko really needs to get her shit together.

❤ BREAKFAST BABBLE – 6:30am
A lit’l light discussion to kick off my day.
“Mom, did you see what President Trump tweeted?”
Yes, honey, yes I did and no, I’m not concerned. I think he’s got a handle on it.

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Oh, hi. Good morning!
All that up there was from my unfinished Wordy Wednesday.
So, HAPPY THURSDAY THOUGHTS!

Not to keep beating the dead Royal horse but did anybody see the headlines?

Didn’t I tell you? Duchess Yoko is breakin’ up the band!
SOOOO happy they’re moving to Canada and not here!
Apologies to Debbie at The Doglady’s Den.

❤ Okay. Enough of them for a bit. I know you’re all thinking, praise Buddah!
It’s almost the weekend. Plans anyone?

Weather permitting I’ll be hangin’ with Miranda for her birthday. We got a few inches of snow in the valley so they may have gotten a few feet up on the mountain.
Then… It’s another unplugged weekend for me and I’m hoping to finish my book and get on to the next.

Today was all about laundry and more decrapifying. – Tossed 5 bras. Who tosses 5 bras in one fell swoop? – Tonight will be a lit’l bit of crocheting, a lit’l bit of reading and early to bed.

What about you guys. Anything thrilling and spine chilling to report?
Share it in the comments.
If you have plans share them in the comments too, please!

MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
TOMORROW’S POST – Brain Dump