tough titty tuesday – Page 2 – Magical Mystical Mimi

TOUGH TITTY TUESAY Happy November folks!
This “Tough Titty Tuesday” is brought to you by…
divider-fall-leaves Seriously. I think people just go out of their way to look for shit to be offended by.
Apparently, actress Hillary Duff and her boyfriend – whoever he is – offended “the masses” with their Halloween costumes.
Are YOU ready to be offended??
“Many thought the costumes were racially insensitive.”
Are you fucking kidding me right now???
Racially insensitive?
This is by far my most unbelievable “Tough Titty” to date!

You can read all about Hillary’s “offensive” costume choices here.
Of course being in the land of “Hollyweird” and all things liberal and politically correct, Hillary and her boyfriend did something I would never have fucking done.
They apologized.
Hillary Duff said, “I’m SO sorry… It wasn’t properly thought through.”
Properly thought through? It’s an Indian and a pilgrim!

THIS is offensive people! Be fucking offended by THIS!!
divider-fall-leaves I’m Italian.
Here’s a dog dressed as spaghetti and meatballs.
dog-spaghetti NOT OFFENDED

Here’s a guy dressed like a piece of pizza.
pizza-costume NOT OFFENDED

Here’s a whole family dressed like pizza!
pizza-costume-family Still… NOT OFFENDED

My mom is German, French, Irish AND Indian (Pocahontas)
costumes-tough-titty-tuesday NOT OFFENDED, NOT OFFENDED, NOT OFFENDED, NOT FUCKING OFFENDED!
divider-fall-leaves No surprise this week’s “Tough Titty” shout out goes to all of the dumbasses sitting around waiting to be offended by something.
It’s been a lit’l quiet in my corner of the world.
Busy but quiet.
Today was day 1 of a new schedule for me. In bed at 9pm and up at 4am.
Quite a change for a night owl who often times didn’t go to bed until 4am. This new schedule is supposed to increase productivity and I have to say, it has done that. At least for today…

We had zero trick or treaters last night. But I was ready!
What’s been happening with all of you??
Did you do anything spooktacular for Halloween??
How many trick or treaters did you have?
The kids seem to be fewer and fewer with each passing year.
I don’t get it. If I could still trick or treat, I would!

Happy November 1st my friends.
Take a look around. There is much to be ~~offended about~~ thankful for.
divider-fall-leaves Mimi’s quote for the day –
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TOUGH TITTY TUESAY Today’s ‘Tough Titty Tuesday’ features me.
I’m saying “tough titty” to myself.
Here’s why.
***I’m sick of this whole presidential thing.

***I’m sick of people judging me on my political choices. I don’t slam them for theirs. In fact, I couldn’t care less who everyone else is voting for. Or not voting for. Voting is a privilege in this country and I plan on taking advantage of it.

***I will NOT apologize for voting for Trump.

***Voting for Trump does NOT make me –
Ignorant.
Uninformed.
Trailer trash.
An inbred Jed cuz fucker.
A racist.
Or someone who is against women and trying to throw this country back 100 years.
I know what Hillary Clinton is bringing to the table. I’ve watched it for the last 8 years.
I’ll roll the dice with Trump.

***I saw people on FB bitching that there wasn’t a “Pray for Haiti” FB profile pic.
For fuck sake.
There’s an Asian aisle at the grocery store and a Mexican aisle too. I’m Italian. I’m not bitching about not having my own fucking grocery aisle.
Nobody said life was fair.
Not everybody gets a profile pic. Not everybody gets their own grocery store aisle.
Not everybody gets a trophy.

***I read a headline today that said some guy threw his mother out a window and then jumped down to beat her to death.
What the fuck is wrong with people???

***I’m sick of family members being assholes.

***I come to at least three, 4-way stops every day. Why don’t people know how this works???

***Why do the stores have to rush us thru every fucking holiday??? Can we get thru one without the rest of the shit being brought out?
Makes me want to become a Jehovah’s Witness. No celebrations. Not even your fucking birthday.

I could go on and on but ya’ know what?
Tough Titty to me because there isn’t a fucking thing I can do about any of this.
People are going to be jerks. Can’t change that.
What on this list can I change?
Pertaining to other people, not much.

Pertaining to myself.
This –
***Stop or cut down on reading/watching the news.
***Get rid of the toxic people in my life. – This is happening.
Most importantly –
***DON’T TAKE ANY OF THIS SHIT PERSONALLY.
I’m working on that one but you really almost have to rip your emotions and common sense from your heart and brain and walk thru life in a bubble being void of being human because inevitably, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
***When the going gets tough say “fuck off” more often. Altho I can’t imagine saying it anymore than I already do.
So. This was a lit’l different take on ‘Tough Titty Tuesday,’ huh?
Sorry folks. Sometimes it is all about me.

Happy ‘Tough Titty Tuesday.’ Do whatever makes you happy and if some jerk crosses your path, tell ’em fuck off. It helps.
Mimi’s quote for the day –
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