“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist.
Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’
PINK SNOWBOARD PANTS AT BOGUS – m4w – age 33
Hi there! This was last Wednesday and you were with your dad I think. I thought you were very pretty and wanted to chat you up… but you were with your dad… mildly awkward. Anyways… you might have had a concussion and i wanted to see if you were on enough to go to dinner. Here’s hoping!!
***Okay, I’m not entirely sure how desperate a person needs to be but “you might have had a concussion” followed up by “I wanted to see if you were on ENOUGH to go to dinner.”
Really?? Sorry about your head injury but hey, how ’bout dinner anyway.
I suggest “Pink Snowboard Pants” zip down that mountain and never look back. If this guy is willing to take you with a concussion. I’m pretty sure he’d take you unconscious.
They make creepy crime shows about this guy. Just sayin’.
RETARDED DRUMMER – m4w
Now that your fucking my best friend and apparently have been for some time, I can safely say you won’t be hearing from me again. You are exactly what I thought you were.
a sack whore.
***Not entirely sure how this is a “missed connection” but it certainly seems personal.
I wonder who the retarded drummer is.
Eh well. Looks like all of you are better off without each other or one or the other or..
Just stop leaving these notes. She won’t see them.
She’s too busy bangin’ your best friend.
Short post due to technical difficulties.
– Printer, blue tooth, blah, blah, blah. –
I hope you’re all well. I’m hoping to get to your posts tonight.
I’m hoping I can get this glitch fixed!
Just sloppy weather today. Nothing major like they were saying unless their idea of major and mine are different. It rained, melted a bunch of snow, everything was sloshy, tonight it will freeze, tomorrow snow, then sun, then rain – REPEAT!
Be well folks!
Here’s to a week of wonderful weather ahead for all of us!
Mimi’s Craiglist dating tip of the day.
Find this guy. At least he’s honest.
Magical Mystical Mimi 
Retarded Drummer….Lol, Too Much!!!
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Right? Like who are they even talking about? No clarification what-so-ever.
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” I thought you were very pretty and wanted to chat you up…but you were with your dad.”
Translation: “And so I was foiled in my attempt to kidnap you.”
“Anyways…you might have had a concussion.”
Translation:”From the bump on the head I gave you when your dad wasn’t looking…you know, on account of me trying to kidnap you an all.”
“I wanted to see if you were on ENOUGH to go to dinner.”
Translation: “I wanted to see if there was still enough Rohypnol, or pain medication in your system so you’d agree to go to dinner.”
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Hahahaha! Yes!!!
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Dear Pink Snowpants…. I’m on the sex offender list.
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He probably is!! Or the flip side to all of this could be that she’s only of those “sugar baby” chicks and she digs old men so she’d be into the sex offender. Ugh. People are just freaks.
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I can totally see why she’s banging his best friend. It’s as clear and a blue sky. What a couple of losers.
Have a fabulous day Karen. ☺
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Hahahahaha. I wish there was a retort to this whole thing because I really want to know who the retarded drummer is and I want to know more about the guy she’s bangin’.
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Thought ‘salesman.’ Sure does show my age.
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Oh they’re selling something alright SJ. Hahahaha. Or attempting to!
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I’ve tried to figure out if he meant to say something else like hace a discussion, but know, i think he’s got an underground room in his house.
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Yes!!! So creepy!!!
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How old was this girl in the pink snowboard pants? If she was with her dad she’s probably in her mid teens. Pervert.
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IIIIIIII knooooooow! Total perv!
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There’s always seem like a hidden message. But if we need to decode, it’s not worth our time.
Well-written!
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I agree. Thank you Lux and thanks for stopping by!
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Thanks for visiting.
Yes. You need to be very careful on the net.
Hope your keeping nice and warm xxx
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Thank you Angela. I think the snow and freezing temps have subsided. At least for the moment. :)
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