2020 TOUGH TITTY TUESDAY – Duchess Yoko

The first TTT award of 2020 goes to…
Duchess Yoko, aka, Meghan Markle.
Look! No Duchess Yoko! See the genuine smiling faces?

Now, here comes Duchess Yoko on the scene…
No smiling faces.

Just like The Beatles.
Before freakish Yoko.
Happy lads. Smiling faces, with teeth, which is going some for the English.

Slither on in freakish Yoko…
Now look.
No more smiling faces.

It’s the same for Duchess Yoko.
From the moment this minor Hollywood actress became involved with Prince Harry she’s done nothing but bitch and moan about her lot in life.
“I’ve tried the stiff upper lip…”
Blah, blah, blah…
But I’m a whiny ass and I can’t handle life as a Royal and now “H as I like to call him” is a whiny ass too.
Seriously? You went from a minor actress to a fucking Duchess, I’m assuming with eyes wide open and now you can handle all of the attention???  Really?
Oh, look, here you are as a minor actress…
Clearly, you’re trying to avoid attention…
Oh, and here too… Please don’t notice me.
And this one… My favorite.
No wonder it was so hard for you to get the hang of how a Royal should sit.
Get over yourself Duchess Yoko.
You can’t have it both ways. If you didn’t want the attention you should have been a dental hygienist and married a mailman.

Also. Stop trying to upset the Royal apple cart. The House of Windsor has been around a long fucking time and trust me, the Queen isn’t bowing down to your whiny ass.

❤ Happy TTT everyone!
Who would you like to say Tough Titty to??? I know there’s someone…
C’mon, drop it in the comments so we can all say…
TOUGH TITTY!!

❤ I hope each and every one of you enjoys your day today whatever you may be doing and please, let’s send some good vibes over to Australia. The devastation over there is heartbreaking.

❤ Busy day for me. Errands and an appt. for Luci at the vet. Hopefully, they’ll give her some medicine for her acid reflux and stomach issue. She’s lost so much weight.

She sleeps with me and it really is like having a baby again. I hear every noise she makes and I get up when she gets up which is A LOT throughout the night! But, then she’ll sleep throughout the day and now when I can, I’ll sleep throughout the day because that’s the only sleep I get. But… I also have shit to do during the day!

And just like that, I’m on my dog’s sleep schedule…

❤ Sooo. In between all of the running about today I’m hoping to get my hair cut off. I tried to let it grow long but it’s driving me nutso so today it gets chopped.
This is how chopped…
Not that color because that will be my color soon enough but I love short n’ sassy!

MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
Dear Princess Yoko,

WEDNESDAY’S POST – Wordless or Wordy Wednesday

20 thoughts on “2020 TOUGH TITTY TUESDAY – Duchess Yoko

  1. I don’t follow the royals. They are a mess if you ask me. Anything goes.

    Prayers for Luci and Australia.

    I don’t have any tough titty issues today. I’ll think on it though.

    Have a fabulous day, Karen. Love and hugs. ♥

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Thank you for your prayers for Luci. I love you for that. ❤ And I'm so happy you don't have any tough titty issues. The Royals are a mess but some of them more so than others and I really do like William and Kate and their little family. They appear to be normal. 🙂

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Hahahahahaha! No, she isn’t. Hahahaha. Dang it. I always think of the play on words. Can’t believe I missed that one! Perfect.

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Yesss. Like she really needs to get it together and decide where she wants to be and who. I suspect they’ll end up moving to America, you know, that place where celebrities never get noticed…

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Right? That’s my whole thing, Mimi. She went in eyes wide open and I think William was absolutely correct in telling Harry to think about things a little bit more before that big jump.

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  2. The Yoko comparisons are spot on! 😀 Last I heard about Princess Pouty Face was that she and Harry snubbed Grandma’s Christmas celebrations to come to Canada. They’re living on the west coast, apparently. 😛

    It’s incredibly sad what’s happening in Australia. 😦 A fellow blogger shared a link for donations to the Australian Red Cross on her Instagram account @boomeresque2. You can also find it on my Facebook pages and profile if anyone would like to contribute.

    I hope the vet can help Luci. It’s so stressful when our pets get sick! 😦 Wishing you a peaceful sleep, whenever you can get it!

    We’re complete opposite when it comes to hair. I hate getting mine cut and always leave it as long as possible. Enjoy your short and sassy ‘do. Goes well with your sassy personality! 🙂

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      I knoooww! Harry’s grandpa is on death’s door. This is most likely the last Christmas for him and everyone gathers round but Harry and Yoko??? What the heck. – I didn’t realize that Yoko had spent that many years in Canada but I knew nothing about her show either. – Omgosh… Debbie… My hair was driving me cah-ray-zee. I had to get rid of it. I had long hair for the majority of my life but once I got it cut short it was like the Heavens opened up and the angels started singing! Hahahahah. It was just sooo freeing for me. I do try from time to time to let it grow out but then it gets to that stage where I can’t do anything with it except wait for it to grow more and then I chop it. 😀 – Thank you for your kindness about Luci. Yesssss. It’s incredibly stressful when our pets get sick. Just like kids they can’t speak and tell you what’s happening. I feel so bad. – Thank you for the link for the Australian Red Cross as well. I’ll be sure and pass it on. Thank you.

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      I never saw the show and now that I’ve heard her in interviews I’m pretty sure I never will. I did wonder how they suddenly pulled her out of a show like that tho. Did she die on Suits?

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  3. Bijoux

    Nailed it! It makes zero sense that someone who CHOSE to be an actress would bitch about the paparazzi, etc. of being a princess or whatever the hell she is now. Puh-leaze!

    I say TT to the people complaining about Ivanka Trump being the keynote speaker at a technology fair/conference in Vegas. I’m no fan, but if my employer paid for me to go to Vegas in January, I’d gladly sit through a presentation by Barney Fife. TT, people!

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Hahahahahahahaha. Well… I think they’d have to dig Barney Fife up for that presentation but hey, Vegas *in January.* I’m with you. Who cares who’s speaking? Those people bitching about Ivanka obviously don’t live in cold states in January. Hahahaha. – As far as Yoko goes. I can see if she’d been kidnapped and forced into this way of life but she did choose it and she knew what it was all about in as much as a person can know what it’s all about with the Royals but she had a clue. I’m mean they’re the fucking Royals. I see a move to the states and/or divorce for that fairytale.

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  4. I hadn’t noticed the lack of freely smiling faces, but now I’ll never be able to miss it 😦
    I also don’t get the “I can’t handle the attention” thing. She’s an ACTRESS, her life revolves around attention!
    I like the short choppy hairstyle, but don’t think I can have that done. All the trips to a hairdresser to get trimmed and trimmed and trimmed…not for me. I’ll keep mine long and tie it back when I’m too hot.

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      It’s like she ruined the whole vibe William and Kate and Harry had going on for the modern, fun, normal monarchy. She’s a total Debbie Downer and she’s just very awkward. Maybe if she pretended she was a princess, you know, like acting… Ugh. It’s just painful to watch. – You know, I’ve heard a lot of people say, and read a lot, that short hair was more work than long hair but I’ve never found that to be true for me. It’s dry in a snap, get some spikey product in there and you’re out the door. 🙂 – My sisters have long hair and all of my friends and it’s beautiful. I had long hair for years but my short n’ sassy just fits. Also. Every 6 weeks is how often my appts are. 🙂

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  5. JerseyLil

    Wow, Karen, I never thought of that comparison but it is so right on!!! I’m a big Beatles fan (George was my fav), and I always thought that John’s insistence on bringing Yoko to Beatles’ recording sessions and her presence there all the time was a major factor in the Beatles breakup.

    Meghan is the perfect choice for TTT! She has done an awful lot of bitching and moaning about her life as a princess. A princess! She should have known what to expect (yeah, eyes wide open!) and not think she could shun royal duties and be treated differently, and not get press attention. Attention was certainly something she enjoyed and craved as an actress. So did she think she’d be getting less attention as a royal princess?! I mean, jeez, come on, Meghan! She’s not special, no matter what Harry believes. You don’t hear Kate complaining.

    The fires in Australia are so heartbreaking and devastating. I hope Luci had a good vet visit and feels better. Did you get your hair cut yet? Looks like a cute style. 🙂

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    1. Magical Mystical Mimi

      Right! So many people disagree with me when I say Yoko is the reason the Beatles split up but ya’ know what, all was well until she showed up and invited herself into a situation that was wonderful and whole. None of the other wives were that annoying and insistent on being in the middle of things. And yes, Princess Yoko is the same and has done the same. And you’re right. Kate Middleton does not complain and I remember when she first came on the scene. Her and William were that typical young couple, breaking up and making up over and over and I remember everyone called her “waity Katie” because she hung around after her and William broke up but apparently she knew him better than anyone and now, hello, future Queen. Kate gets it. 🙂

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  6. Betty Mc

    Have you tried Bone Broth for Luci’s tummy problems? It can be helpful for a number of doggie issues. I make my own (lots of recipes on Pinterest) but you can also get a powdered form from Chewy, Petco etc. It would be worth looking into.

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