Look, we’ve all had enough of your hot flashes, okay? We’re done. Turn down the fucking heat or I swear I will strip down naked and start running thru the fucking town stopping at every business that has a pool and/or a walk-in mother fuckin’ freezer!
It won’t be pretty Mother Nature. Trust me, nobody wants to see a curvy 60-year-old woman with her tits-a-floppin’ and her once firm, gorgeous skin justa’ flappin’ in the wind! No, Mother Nature. Nobody fucking wants that!
And, now, after my mother nature vent, I must ask you. Are you guys still happy I’m back??
Holy hell… When will it end?
Oh. I wanted to share with you that I learned something very important about myself this summer…
ANY volunteering that involves witnessing – NOT FUCKING TOUCHING – any kind of bodily fluids is a big fucking hell no for me! DO NOT put my name on that list!
In the words of Meatloaf…
And speaking of Meatloaf did you know he had his own clothing line???
Okay, real-life stuff. It’s Labor Day Weekend. Does anybody have plans or recipes they’d like to share for those family bbq’s?
I’ll share a photo of our favorite dish to pass but please don’t ask for the recipe. It’s a family secret.
Oh. Sorry for the blackout spot but it sorta’ gives away the secret ingredient to our secret recipe.
(Cue laughing Karen Walker…)
Alright, it’s after 9pm and I need to get around to read and comment on some of your posts! Thanks guys for your kind words. I’ve missed all of you too!
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
❤ mimi ❤