“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist. Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GIRL SUBWAY (WALMART) – m4w
I just moved here from Arkansas.
Me and my sis went to walmart to buy some things like always.
***And that’s all we need to know about this guy.
“I just moved here from Arkansas. Me and my sis went to walmart…”
– Can we just leave it at that and just assume this guy is an inbred jed cuz fucker? –
CUTEST GIRL AT WALMART (AUNTIEANNE’S) – m4w
I guess I was so damn ready but just didn’t know. I told you I had a dream about pretzels last night, and you told me I was lucky hah. I didn’t leave any feedback but you being a fantastic lady would you mind working with my dough-head for a night of adventure? MISSED CONNECTION – I WONT MAKE THAT MISTAKE FOR YOU TWO TIMES :}}
Met a friend outside so maybe it was right were I was needing to be.
***I’m not entirely sure what a “dough-head’s” idea of “a night of adventure” is but I’m pretty sure it involves duct tape and chloroform – oh, and pretzels!
WALMART PHARM TECH – m4w
I was picking up my prescription today at the Walmart on Overland by Roaring springs. When I dropped off my script o gave it to a very attractive Pharmacy tech named Ariel. I wanted to tell you how attractive you are. But didn’t want to make it weird or awkward in front of your coworkers. Anyway if this somehow makes it way to you. I would love to talk and get to know you better.
***Because this won’t be weird or awkward, right?WOMAN AT EAGLE WALMART – m4w
I didn’t get your name or info , when I got out my car you said nice shirt and at the time I didn’t think about it but I want to say more but didn’t. If you some how find this let me know what I was driving and the shirt I was wearing :)
***REALLY???? This is the stalker trigger?! -“Nice shirt.”
You didn’t get her name or info because it was a fucking compliment you moron, not an invite to a party.
And they lived happily-ever-after…Happy Monday everybody. Here’s to a phenomenal week ahead!
If anybody needs me I’ll be out on the patio reading or at my sewing machine.
One thing’s for certain. I won’t be at Walmart!
Be well.
Tag: love
(K)ISS – (L)OVE – Blogging A to Z – Combo post!
A combo post because, well, life. Time got away from me. The days seemed long and then short and so, so busy. On the plus side, you get kisses and love all in one post! Some people don’t even get that in a day, or a week, or a year!
When I worked in commercial construction I kept a jar of candy on my desk for the guys and as the jar got low they’d put money in it for me to buy more. I never asked them to so I thought it was very sweet. One day this young buck came through the door, a newbie on the site and his first contractors meeting inside the “job shack.” He sees the jar on my desk with the money in it and he says to me, “If I put a dollar in here can I get a kiss?” So of course, me being me, I say,
“Not if you put a million dollars in there.”
On to some real kisses…
The sweet kiss –
The aawwww kiss –
The eeeewwww kiss –
The classic kiss –
And the one and only Kiss –
Sorry for the “toofer” folks. It’s been a busy couple of days here.
I hope all is well in your little corners of the world. Our weather has taken a nasty, cold n’ rainy turn but the sun will return in a few days and all will be right with my world once again.
I will be back on track tomorrow with the letter “M.” See you all then!
Magical Mystical Mimi 