“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist. Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GIRL SUBWAY (WALMART) – m4w
I just moved here from Arkansas.
Me and my sis went to walmart to buy some things like always.
***And that’s all we need to know about this guy.
“I just moved here from Arkansas. Me and my sis went to walmart…”
– Can we just leave it at that and just assume this guy is an inbred jed cuz fucker? –
CUTEST GIRL AT WALMART (AUNTIEANNE’S) – m4w
I guess I was so damn ready but just didn’t know. I told you I had a dream about pretzels last night, and you told me I was lucky hah. I didn’t leave any feedback but you being a fantastic lady would you mind working with my dough-head for a night of adventure? MISSED CONNECTION – I WONT MAKE THAT MISTAKE FOR YOU TWO TIMES :}}
Met a friend outside so maybe it was right were I was needing to be.
***I’m not entirely sure what a “dough-head’s” idea of “a night of adventure” is but I’m pretty sure it involves duct tape and chloroform – oh, and pretzels!
WALMART PHARM TECH – m4w
I was picking up my prescription today at the Walmart on Overland by Roaring springs. When I dropped off my script o gave it to a very attractive Pharmacy tech named Ariel. I wanted to tell you how attractive you are. But didn’t want to make it weird or awkward in front of your coworkers. Anyway if this somehow makes it way to you. I would love to talk and get to know you better.
***Because this won’t be weird or awkward, right?WOMAN AT EAGLE WALMART – m4w
I didn’t get your name or info , when I got out my car you said nice shirt and at the time I didn’t think about it but I want to say more but didn’t. If you some how find this let me know what I was driving and the shirt I was wearing 🙂
***REALLY???? This is the stalker trigger?! -“Nice shirt.”
You didn’t get her name or info because it was a fucking compliment you moron, not an invite to a party.
And they lived happily-ever-after…Happy Monday everybody. Here’s to a phenomenal week ahead!
If anybody needs me I’ll be out on the patio reading or at my sewing machine.
One thing’s for certain. I won’t be at Walmart!
Be well.
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Magical Mystical Mimi 
Or Lord, there’s nothing like a Walmart trip to make you throw up a little bit in the back of your throat. I’m just saying.
Have a fabulous day Karen. ☺
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Every time CP. Ev-er-y time!
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“I didn’t think about it but I want to say more like, get in the back of the van bitch!”
Yeah, cos these guys aren’t creepy at all.
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As a woman reading them I just think, “who the hell is going to answer these guys???” And yet there are women who do. These are the same women who have prison penpals/romances..
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These guys couldn’t summon up the courage to speak to those women when they were stood right in front of them. Can you imagine what going on a date would be like??
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I try not to imagine what it would be like to date them. (Shudder)
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Little story: I was telling a friend of mine about Craig’s List, she hadn’t looked at the site. So I read her a few ads and we had a good laugh. Some guy wanted a woman to come clean his house and have sex with him. She couldn’t stop laughing – poor naive girl!
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Hahahahahahahahaha! Well isn’t that what most guys want anyway S.J.??? Hahahaha.
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I haven’t really seen too many freaks at the Walmarts around here. Maybe being Cape Cod we get a more upper class white trash. hahahaha
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All of your freaks are out quahogging Joanne! Hahahahahaha.
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Yea, I’m not sure about dough head either. It sounds like an insult though he uses it like an innuendo. HMMM.. weird. 😦
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I’m not sure about any of them Sharon! It’s hard enough when you meet guys face to face. Hell no am I going out of my way to meet some moron who refers to himself as “dough head.” He should refer to himself as “nut job!”
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LOL
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None of my trip into Walmart never been anything what you posted. Maybe I just don’t go the right time of the month.
Coffee is on
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You’re too far north Dora. Come to the city. You’ll see them everywhere.
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I love when you do Missed Connection Monday!!!! Fucking wackos!
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Hahahaha. Thank you! I feel it’s my duty to warn and/or enlighten others about the dangers of strangers, nut jobs, crackpots and wackos! 😀
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