FRIVOLOUS FANTASY FRIDAY

Frivolous shit I’d actually own or give as gifts, if my bank account was overflowing. – Therein lies the fantasy…

RENOVA COLORED TOILET PAPER = $20 bucks for a package of three rolls.

It’d be cool for Halloween, and yep, I’d buy it just for Halloween.

CROCODILE SKIN UMBRELLA = Count it up my peeps.. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!

I just like anything crocodile, except maybe the crocodile itself.. Something about those teeth n’ beady eyes and that hellacious tail..

GOKUKAWA LEATHER KEYBOARD = $603

Just because it’s cool, and I really don’t like these plastic keyboards.

NESMUK DIAMOND STUDDED KNIFE = Hold on to your asses.. $39,600 buck-a-roos! Totally worth it for me..

I actually would buy this, it’s beautiful and cool and.. “This pricey piece of cutlery consists of a carbon steel blade and a sterling silver handle adorned with 8 diamonds.”

This gold backpack for $1,650 I wouldn’t buy.

And I wouldn’t buy this gold light switch for $250 either.

But this.. THIS 24k gold gem among gems for a measly $325???

THIS, I would most definitely buy!
(You seriously didn’t see this coming?? Um, hello, this is me we’re talking about…)
“Why does this vibrator cost $325? Is it because this Little Gold toy is silent, or because it’s waterproof and long lasting? Or does it simply come down to the fact that it’s made of 24k gold? Either way, being rich is about indulging yourself and is there really a better way to do that than with a 24K Gold vibrator you can use in your giant indoor swimming pool?”

You can find all of the above, here, and many, many more frivolous items to help deplete your overflowing bank accounts.

Happy Blogging everyone, and Happy Frivolous Fantasy Friday!!!!

15 thoughts on “FRIVOLOUS FANTASY FRIDAY

  1. Crystal Ergoripado Vaccum – $18993

    If a inconspicuous vacuum like the Kone isn’t your style, then maybe you’d enjoy something a bit more noticeable. One average vacuum and 3730 Swarovski crystals later and you have the Crystal Ergoripado, most expensive home cleaning appliance ever clocking in at $18993. Personally, if I had this cash to burn I’d be rolling on a Ducati Streetfighter, and still have $3k in my pocket.

    Why would you buy that? You would actually vacuum? Heck no.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  2. Wow. Those are some…interesting (and expensive) products! Speaking of gold, have you seen those capsules you take that are full of gold (or glitter) that make your poop sparkle?

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    1. I was just talking with a friend of mine about those capsules.. I can’t imagine that’s got to be good for the human body and despite all of the warning labels they’re putting on those stupid things you know that some moron is going to try it out…

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    1. Haha, mine too Tracie! Lol.. We are so very twisted aren’t we?? Probably a good thing we don’t live anywhere near each other, oh my the shenanigans we would be up to!

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    1. I spend a lot of time in the kitchen Alana so I’m not sure I could risk losing one of those diamonds but it would look nice displayed in my hutch! πŸ˜€ Thanks for stopping by Alana.

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