STAR WARS WHORES

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I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I saw these movies back in high school when they first came out. Or maybe it’s because there are so many sequel/prequels to them now that just thinking about them all makes my head want to explode.
Once upon a time when a movie was made that was it. One story. One hero. One villain. One group of characters. One planet. The end. Ya’ know where you had continuing story lines? ON T.V. That’s why they’re called a television seeerrrriiieeeeeeees. Multiple shows, a series of shows. Week after week after week.
Or hour after hour after hour if you’re a Netflix whore like me.
My youngest son talks to me about these movies daily and it’s like he’s speaking a foreign language. He’s seen the new one three times already and now he has to see it a fourth time in IMAX!
I know the basic players.
Hans Solo, Chewy, Yoda, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan-Kenobi, CP30, R2D2, some storm troopers, Ewoks and of course, Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker.
That’s it, that’s all.
Don’t ask me what the story line is because I’m pretty sure I only went to see those movies back in high school because┬ásome hot guy asked me to.
Christmas day we had plans to just kick back, eat some great food and watch some movies.
I think my son confused Christ’s birthday with Satan’s…
Pretty sure these are the movies they play in hell..
So fess up. How many of you are Star Wars Whores??
Raise your hand. It’s okay.
Some of my best friends are whores Star Wars Whores.
Thank you Princess Leia. I think you look fabulous!