That’s right folks. We need more butthurt.
Why? Because we don’t have enough people being offended in this country.
Remember my post from yesterday about the celebrity couple dressing up for Halloween as a pilgrim and an Indian and everybody being offended?
If not, you can read it here.
Well, because I didn’t want to travel down all of the roads under construction to get to my regular stores, today, I had to go into that store we all love to hate, Walmart.
You can read how much I loathe love Walmart, here.
All was well. I found everything I needed. I actually got into a checkout lane where my cashier spoke English AND another employee who also spoke English helped bag my groceries!
What the hell? I had to check the signs around the store.
Was I really in Walmart?? I was feelin’ a happy dance coming on and then, boom.
Yep. I was in the right store alright.
Fucking Walmart…
Apparently. SOMEBODY GOT FUCKING OFFENDED and Walmart employees are NOT ALLOWED to call the day after Thanksgiving sales, “Black Friday” anymore.
True story folks.
“Black Friday” is now called, “The holiday event.”
Ya’ know what?
I’m not even kidding.
If I hear one more ridiculous, mother f*cking “I’m offended,” this will be my head.
What is wrong with people?
I hope 2017 is the year that NOBODY GETS OFFENDED.
I know, I know…
It’s Thursday folks. Also known as ‘Thirsty Thursday.’
Time for me to pour myself a HUGE glass of wine and settle into my new Netflix addiction, ‘Grey’s Anatomy.’ I started it from the veerrrrry beginning. I forgot what a great show it is.
The weekend is fast approaching. Who has plans?
Shout ’em out. You know I want to hear!
Mimi’s funny for the day –
Magical Mystical Mimi 
I always called it Friday of color. And yes, I boycott all “White Sales.”
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Really Cranky? The Friday of color? I think we should call it WASP Friday. 😀
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WASPS do NOT shop Friday after Thanksgiving!!
We eat leftovers and watch football like proper people should!
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Hahahahaha. Interestingly enough that’s the same thing Italians do. Well, and shop online. 🙂
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Seriously, I don’t think Black Friday offends anyone. Now “African American Friday” that is probably offensive.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We can change it to Italian Friday. We don’t get offended.
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I can’t find any info that says they are changing the name. I guess I’ll have to pay attention to the incessant commercials. I guess according to these whiners, black markers and crayons will have to be renamed? “Really super dark grey”
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No. It’s not how they’re promoting it in their ads. It’s what the employees can’t say. The two cashiers said they weren’t allowed to call it Black Friday anymore. 🙂
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It’s getting to be too much. I think I won’t care or worry anymore if I am going to offend someone.
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I think I came out of the womb not caring SJ. Hahahahaha. I just don’t.
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Most stores I have mix feeling about. Even today (11/3) I did some grumbing about one of local stores.
Coffee is on
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I’m old school when it comes to my shopping. I get my groceries at a grocery store, my hammer n’ nails at a hardware store and usually my cleaning/paper products at Costco. I absolutely despise Walmart.
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It’s going to be black Friday forever. It’s not about the color of ones skin it’s about finance. And the one doing the complaining doesn’t know squat about why it’s called black Friday. The world has gone off the deep end and I am sick of all the whiny, spoiled crybabies. Get over yourself.
I feel much better now.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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Right. I always understood Black Friday to mean when the stores come outta’ the red and into the black but I may be wrong. The world is definitely off the deep end.. Is this like the end times or what???
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I hope people do not make the connections to skin color, haven’t we grown enough to know what exactly a Black Friday means
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You would think Menaka.. I hope we get over this whole skin color thing sooner than later. We all bleed red…
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