THE LION ROARED AND THE COLONIES MULTIPLIED!

March came in like a lion for me. We had lots of sunshine and whippin’ winds which means a calm little lamb segue into my birthday month.
– If you can believe that whole in like a lion, out like a lamb thing. –
Honestly tho, I don’t even care just as long as this month continues to “march” into the sunshine!


Okay. I have a question. What is the grossest tv commercial you’ve seen? It can be from the past or present, I just really want to know what you think is the grossest tv commercial out there. 
Why, you ask?
Because of thissssssssssss…

I’m eating dinner the other night, watching that America Says game show that my big ‘ol couch potato ass is now hooked on and as soon as my pork chop hits my lips I see this…
Which made me think of this…
Which made me ALMOST do this!
Not even fucking kidding!!!
It was a commercial for this…
Boy, you ain’t kidding, “as seen on t.v.!”
ENDtag for your skin tag!
Gross.

And I get it. People have skin tags. I’ve seen people with skin tags. I know people with skin tags. But holy fucking skin tag Batman could you find a better time slot to advertise this shit??!!! Nobody wants to see a growing colony of skin tags on somebody’s neck OR  ARMPITS or any other fucking place in the middle of fucking dinner!

Needless-to-say, pork chops won’t be on the menu again any time soon…

SIDE NOTE – Hempvana does have great products so I’m sure this works. I’m still using the Hempvana pain relief cream that Joe over at ‘The Cranky Old Man‘ turned me onto a few months ago. Still works like a charm. So, again, thank you Cranky.


Okay. So. That was pretty much the grossest tv commercial I’ve seen.
Think you can top it? I’d love to see your answers in the comments.

C’mon. See if you can make me say….


MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
XoXo
MiMi

BOING!!!

HAPPY SPRING!!!!Woo hoo! Finally! I thought this day would never come! Criminey! We’ve had some crazy weather out here. Our winter was more like spring and it was only a couple of weeks ago that we had snow! Today, for the moment, it’s sunshine all the way and temps that don’t require heavy coats, scarves, mittens or boots!
THAT makes me happy!
Speaking of happy. Did you know??

Now for something not so happy.
My first and only attempt at some kind of rubbery,
suck-u-lent houseplant. Ugh.
I’m like the Ron Popeil of houseplants. I like plants I can water once a week and move on.
I don’t like having to remember when I watered, how much did I water, did I water too much???
So, here’s the disastrous result…
Despite the pleading from the pot itself, the deed was done.
I am a plant murderer.
True story.
I’ve been away almost a whole month! Since I gave up Facebook and Instagram for Lent I really haven’t been socially networking. I jump on Twitter to get a feel of what’s going on. Lots of political stuff that quite honestly, I’ve lost track of. I don’t know what to read or who to believe anymore, so I just stay away from all of it and do my own thing. So much less stressful that way.

I’ve been doing lots of crafting. I’ll post pics in another post. Believe it or not, I am writing posts ahead of time. Go me! I know I’m missing out on a ton of stuff around here and honestly, it almost feels like I gave up being online for Lent too! I didn’t, I’ve just been super busy. Lame but the truth.

I hope everyone is happy and well and I reealllly hope none of you are getting hit with all of that snow back east! Doesn’t sound much like spring, does it? Fingers, eyes, and toes all crossed that this is the last storm of the season for them. Sunshine and warm temps just make everything so much better!
Until next time…

PS – This post is brought to you only because Sandee over at ‘Comedy Plus‘ said she missed my posts. She’s so wonderful. If you’re not reading her, you should be! Click on the link and go visit! She’s the best!MIMI’S QUOTE FOR THE DAY –