UNWORDLESS WEDNESDAY – BITCH WINE

Ya’ ever have one of those days where you know you should just stay in bed with the covers pulled up high over your head? That was my day today. I tossed and turned all night and I knew when I opened my eyes this morning my day was completely out of sync.

This heat and repairmen who don’t show up on time or at all. Making zero progress on the million and one projects I have going and not having enough life mojo to lift my pinky did me in.

Please tell me I’m not alone with these days.
Seriously. I’ve been a whiny bitch all day.
You’ll see this vibe continues with the rest of this post.
***I didn’t write about it but I’m totally bummed about Anthony Bourdain. What the hell?? AND, Kate Spade! All in one week! I don’t know what is happening in this world but I can tell you that it sucks major donkey dong.

These suicides, all suicides, are just total bullshit.
And these PSA’s are bullshit too.
Know the signs. Okay.
And in the event that there aren’t any signs??
Then what?
A guilt trip for the survivors??
This whole border separation thing…
First, as a mom, I have to ask.
If you know there’s a chance that you will be arrested sneaking into another country why would you bring your children with you and put them in harm’s way?
Just curious.

Also, please note, I have no solutions. I do support legal entry into this country and I support ICE arresting those who are in this country illegally. My only issue is that I wish they would go after the illegal pedophiles, rapists, murderers and drug dealers FIRST.
I spent over 4 hours trying to figure out two computer programs. More bullshit. Even after sitting thru a 2-hour video. Still bullshit. I’ll step away and get on it another day.

So, that’s basically been my “UnWordless Wednesday.”
Bitch, whine, bitch, whine bitch.
I wish it had been bitch wine!
You can have your wine and drink it too!
I did take a break from my bitching to do a lit’l Netflix binging.
Currently, I’m binging on another dark, British cop show.
‘Marcella.’
Such a great show but why do the Brits always portray their strong, female lead cops as nut jobs?? I haven’t seen one woman on a British cop show who had her shit together and didn’t appear to be batshit crazy.
What’s up with that??
Another late post just under the wire. I’m posting and going to bed. Hopefully, tomorrow will be a much better day, all of the planets will align and my coffee will be stronger than my urge to smack people.

I hope your Wednesday was wonderful and I hope wherever you were you stayed cool if you’re going thru this ridiculous heat. If not, yay you and send some rain and cool temps to the rest of us!

Was it just me today or was anybody else’s day off??
I feel like the Brits could put me in the lead of one of those dark cop shows!
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
It is now… Good night.

MISSED CONNECTION MONDAY – Twitch

It’s time again for “Missed Connection Monday.”
Or as I like to call it –
‘Your local serial killer hunting ground.’

“Missed Connection Monday” is brought to you by your local Craigslist. These are real “love notes” that strangers leave for other strangers in the ‘Personals’ section of Craigslist.

SIDE NOTE:
Any and all typos, grammar issues, and/or misspellings came straight from the keyboards of these seekers of romance or impending death.
LADIES AT OLIVE GARDEN SATURDAY NIGHT (Boise)
You were a brunette with a couple other ladies at your table. You were in a black top and blue shorts and wedge heels. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. I winked at you as you left and you looked at me. In the parking lot I winked again and you smiled as I rode away. Love it if you were able to contact me…
***Seriously, twitchy? You’re never gonna’ see this chick again. She probably thought you were on the verge of some kind of seizure! It’s 2018. You wanna’ wink at women and think they’ll swoon I suggest you get back in your time machine and take a trip back to the 50’s where that might have got you laid but I doubt it.

WE MET AT THE ARCADE (Meridian)
You was in booth next to me on Tuesday around noon. It was a great time. You were very big. I should of got you contact info. I know you enjoyed it to.
***Not a clue about this one. “You were very big.” What the hell? Were they doin’ the nasty at an arcade filled with kids?? FREAKS.

SPECTRUM HOTEL VISITOR.. WAS THAT YOU? (Boise)
Thought I saw you getting into the elevator at the hotel. Staying there this week and would like to get the guys together…. let me know…
***Potential money maker. Getting “the guys together” sounds like a group rate to me!
Happy Monday! Stay cool!
And remember…
MIMI’S QUOTE FOR THE DAY –