Do you guys ever check the stats page for your blog? I do occasionally but I’m not overly interested in a lot of the feedback there.
– I’m not a numbers counter –
I do, however, check the “search terms” section, mainly, because some of them are so fucking bizarre that not on your wildest crack pipe night do they have anything at all to do with my blog posts!
Here are just a few…
PS – I’ve omitted the search terms that made me want to vomit and had absolutely nothing what-so-ever to do with my blog.
1.) now bring us a sticky pudding
I don’t know about you but I’m not a fan of anything sticky.
Not sticky hands, not sticky seats, not sticky tables and NO sticky pudding!
2.) girl sleep his armpit in love
Noooooooooo. Being in love has NOTHING to do with armpit sleeping!!!
I’ve blogged about this smelly sleep position before.
Read “Reality vs. Romance.”
3.) tgif titties
‘Thank God It’s Friday’ titties??? Really???
I wouldn’t get too excited.
It’s Friday. That means it’s the beginning of the weekend.
That means all bras are off!
4.) ann curry lips
I like these smug “fuck you Matt Lauer” lips.
5.) massage mit happy end
Hhhhmmm…
I wonder if this is what they were searching for…
6.) big ass mom
7.) people’s opinions on rocky mountain oysters
If they’re good enough for Captain Kirk…
8.) bitch romantic night
Nerd alert!
I got this when I searched for “bitch romantic night.”
9.) snoopy watching tv
I feel ya’ Snoop. Somedays it be like that.
10.) i take titty tuesday very seriously
I didn’t know about “titty Tuesday” but I do have my very own, “Tough Titty Tuesday.”
Last year at this time Mariah Carey was the star!
‘TOUGH TITTY TUESDAY – THE DIVA TAKES A DIVE”
11.) wabbit
12.) xmas ball horror
I’m so happy it was just something as harmless as this…
And not something freaky like this!
Aaahhhh… I can hear you all now…
“We sure missed that Mimi…”
Hahahahahaha.
Never fear. As always, Mimi’s blog posts come with a complimentary bottle of eye bleach.
You’re welcome.
MIMI’S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY –
Well, that’s somewhat frightening given what people were seeking throughout this whole post… FreeeeaaaaksTime – 7:52pm
Temp – 28 degrees F
Mood – Crafty jokester. Everything is funny today.
Bitch, bitch, bitch – People who know nothing of parking lot courtesy or how to back up in the parking lot… What a stop sign means..
Idiots.
Best thing – Pictures of my grandbabies are better than the best they’re the greatest!
Be well.
Magical Mystical Mimi 
It been a while since I looked at my stats but one time I found a site that would give a letter grade like back in school day, and I was trying to find that site once again.
And anther site I recall they would rate your blog as it was movie. A PG or possible R Rating.
Coffee is on
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Yeah… I’m pretty sure mine would be the R rating… 😉
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So funny, and hard to figure out. I search on some of them and my blog never comes up…except for “Cranky old man sex.” Please pass the eye bleach.
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Hahahahahaha. Have you been posting home movies on YouTube??? 😀
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So happy to be reading you again!!
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Thank you!!! 😀
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I have that for my old blogspot account, but not for my wordpress one. I’m not sure I’d want to know. There are some very weird people out there.
Have a fabulous day and weekend, Karen. Big hug. ♥
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There are!!!! Happy Weekend, Sandee! ❤
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People are just WEIRD! And they get to vote! Scary, 😀
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VERY scary!!!!
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I haven’t checked my blog’s search terms in a long time. Kinda scared to do so. It’s amazing what some people search for.
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It really makes you wonder what’s happening on their side of the screen. Creepy…
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I didn’t even know I could look for search terms to see how people end up on my blog. Weird.
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Yep, you can but there can be some pretty nasty search terms that turn up…
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ROFLMAO!! You have a way more interesting following than I do, going by those search terms. 😀 And you found the perfect images to heighten the hilarity. This is the Mimi we all know and love. Have a great weekend!
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Hahahahahaha! You call them interesting. I call them freeeeaaaks! 😀 A wonderful, wonderful weekend to you, Stevie, Cher, Debbie. Pick one! 😀
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Hilarious! Oh, I may need the complimentary eye bleach LMAO! I like days when everything is funny. About “What you seek is seeking you,” uh oh is all I have to say LOL!
btw, your grandbabies are absolutely precious and adorable! 🙂
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I needed eye bleach doing that post! That hairy balls ornament about did me in. So gross and exactly why I don’t like bar soap in the bath. Always some kind of hair stuck on it. – And thank you. I do love those little stinkers and I hoping to visit them very soon. 😀
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These have always made me crack up a bit … I haven’t checked mine in a while and probably should!
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Right??? There’s always such weird stuff people are searching for, altho as bloggers I think our own search terms would be a bit weird to most people too! 😀
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