Throwing caution to the wind today because hey, we’re on the letter X and this was the most interesting “X” word I could find.
Xylology – The study of wood.
For this post, “wood” will be defined by the Urban Dictionary of all things slang.
Example: “Shamiqua was jonesin’ for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.”
Yeah, let’s just go ahead and give this one to the devil…
If you’re a woman who’s married or in a relationship, you’ve willingly, unwillingly or subconsciously, been a student of Xylology.And if you’ve been married a super long time or have been in a long term relationship you’ve probably got a degree in it.
Hang it on the wall.
The first morning you woke up next to your beloved. You earned it.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been nearly impaled by this.Here are some more “X” words pertaining to “wood” and their definitions.
Xylogenous – growing on wood.
***Run. Stay away from all wood that has something growing on it!
Xyloglyphy – wood carving.
Xylography – art of engraving on wood
Xylopyrography – engraving designs on wood with hot poker
***One word – OUCH!
Xylopolist – one who sells wood.
***Also known as prostitution. Stay away from this guy too.
Xylophilous – fond of wood.
***Me!
Xylophagous – wood eating.
***Guilty.
Xylotomous – wood cutting.
***Think Lorena Bobbit.
And because there are few lines I won’t cross….
Xylan – gelatinous compound found in wood
***It’s been said probably by men that this gelatinous compound is pure protein.
If that’s the case ladies, instead of waking up and rummaging thru the fridge for this…
Let your man serve you breakfast in bed instead.
Coincidence? I think not. 
Magical Mystical Mimi 
Lol, The Devil MUST have made you do it!!! Clever post, though I never expect less!!!!
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Thank you. Can you tell I’m at the end of my A to Z rope? Now it’s anything goes. Hahaha.
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When the opening sentence, along with that first picture came up (no pun intended) in my reader, I was already laughing. By the time I got to ‘breakfast in bed,’ I was crying with mirth.
Nevermind about the Devil, you owned this one.
Gonna miss these A-Z posts.
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Hahaha. Thank you Lily, although I’m not sure how I feel one upping the devil himself. Lol.. – I will NOT miss these posts!
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Everything you wanted to know about wood but were afraid to ask. Bwahahahahahaha. This post is pure devil and I mean that in a good way.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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I should’ve titled it that damn it! I swear CP I’m just twisted.. I’m so done with this challenge.. Hahaha.
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I just….I can’t……I got nothin. lmao Hmm…..if that’s wood then that explains why lady bits are referred to as beavers. They like to chew up the wood. *cackle*
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I almost mentioned the beaver Joanne. I totally should have. 😀
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I am going to guess that “z” is going to stand for “zipper.”
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Zipper it is Cranky! One less letter to wrack my brain about! Thank you! – Just remember. It was your suggestion.. 🙂
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Hahaha this was ridiculously clever and a great laugh. Loving the devil in you. 🙂
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Thank you Tamuria. I’m running out of A to Z steam! Lol..
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At least you don’t relegate it to the fireplace.
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Nope. No weenie roasting here. Lol. Thanks for stopping by C.
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I had a hunch what this was about as soon as I saw the title! 😀 Scintillating wit! Thanks for the laughs.
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Hahahaha. You’re welcome. I don’t know how I saw that word and immediately went to the whole morning wood thing. Maybe I need to get laid. Who knows. Hahahahaha
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