(U)NDERWEAR – Blogging A to Z

Today’s word is brought to you by Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Victoria Secret, Vanity Fair, Jockey and Joe Boxer. Just to name a few. – Can you guess the word???
That’s right – UNDERWEAR!
Once upon a time this was underwear…
In modern day, it comes in a family pack.
Is this really a debate for men???Boxers vs. briefs??

Personally, I prefer the boxer brief.
And if you could “bend it like Beckham,” that’d be awesome.
Woman aren’t so picky. We just want something that’s not gonna’ crawl up our ass or give us panty lines.
Obviously, men don’t care…
Is this underwear or an engagement ring? You decide.underwear carrotIt’d be kinda’ hard to fit that carrot on her finger..
And I’ll just leave it at that.
I’m so glad women don’t have weird underwear. Do you think she’s “Ram tough?”

Did you know they made underwear for dogs?
Okay, not exactly this..

But this.. It’s a dog thong. Seriously. Would you put one on your pet???
I’m the first one to say that I love putting clothes on my pup but this??
Yeah, no.
Now, I have to tell you. As someone who sews A LOT. Never in a million years did I know that you can make clothing FROM men’s underwear but apparently you can.. Raise your hand if you’d wear it anywhere other than Walmart.
Tttthhhat’s all folks! – Just FYI, there’s a lot of shit written and posted about underwear, and I saved you all from eye bleaching today so you’re welcome.
We’re having rain all week so just assume that my whole week will be spent reading and sewing. If anything thrilling and spine chilling happens to occur I’ll be sure and let you all know.
Oh. Like this for instance. – Another “u” word? Under, as in under surveillance???
Slightly curious as to why the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Dept. is reading my blog..
Super curious why it’s the ‘Miranda Throws A Pleasure Party‘ post.

25 thoughts on “(U)NDERWEAR – Blogging A to Z

  1. I should think it’s obvious why that particular post got a hit from the Sheriff’s dept. It sounds like a porno movie from the blog title, and maybe they were trying to find child porn websites. lol

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  2. Thank you! I was pretty timid about opening this one. Underwear could have brought the need for complete eye extraction. I appreciate the doggie panties. Little boy dogs wear them to stop them from marking your friends home when they are invited in.

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    1. You’re welcome. As you can imagine, there’s a lot of vile and disgusting underwear info on the web. I opted out – this time. Wait. Am I ill?? Have I fallen and hit my head?? I opted out of posting something vile and disgusting??? – In any event. I didn’t know that about the doggie underwear. That’s good to know and actually, info worth posting. Thanks Jo! 😀

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    1. It’ll be interesting to tally up the Angels vs. Devil posts at the end of the challenge. I’m hoping that the angels are winning. I’m not keeping track but if they do, guess what? Pure reflection on me that I am NOT of the devil as some might suspect! 😀

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  3. In the old days of hoop skirts in the fancy ball gowns, long skirts, and pioneer woman – I hadn’t thought of it until I read that those woman all went commando. They didn’t start wearing underwear until after the turn of the century. Whew! Breezes shooting up the who-hah, brr!

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  4. Hilarious post. Thanks for the laughs! 😀

    The Ram truck thing – who knew?

    Putting thongs on dogs is weird, but there are doggy diapers for incontinence issues.

    Interesting about the LA county sheriff, but it’s probably just a fan.

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    1. Hi Jen! Google has eeeevvvverything you’d ever want to see and tons o’stuff you don’t! Lol. I tend to post the ones people don’t want to see that’s why I give out complimentary bottles of eye bleach on my blog. 😀 – Thanks for stopping by!

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